Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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I was thinking of something like, "Hey Freddy, don't stand up in the boat!"YANXWIN wrote:Ruh-ro. You didn't spend enough money. Hee hee hee hee.
Or, maybe...hobie16 wrote:I was thinking of something like, "Hey Freddy, don't stand up in the boat!"
hobie16 wrote:The follow on to wristbands will be a microchip implant. They will be made available to AP holders first. The chip will be implanted into the AP's right buttock. CMs will be able to identify AP's immediately as whenever they wish to pay for something, the AP will approach you butt first.
The butt implant will also allow for personalization of each attraction. Sensors will be added to the seats so each AP is identified. Personalization could result in interactions like Jack Sparrow on POTC calling out to a AP.
"Hey Larry, thanks for the 5% tip you left for lunch at the Blue Bayou. What a cheapskate! Where did you get that haircut? A Flowbee?!?!"
I'm not so sure the buttocks is such a good idea in general. Are there any health concerns with having an RF source so close to so many guests' brains?PatchOBlack wrote:I must protest this. Everyone knows that microchips work better when implanted in the left buttock! :)
You're assuming they have some anywhere in the body.WEDFan wrote:I'm not so sure the buttocks is such a good idea in general. Are there any health concerns with having an RF source so close to so many guests' brains?
I was, but I take it you're saying some these people would be the survivors of the zombie apocolypse?hobie16 wrote:You're assuming they have some anywhere in the body.
There were survivors?WEDFan wrote:I was, but I take it you're saying some these people would be the survivors of the zombie apocolypse?
:twisted:
I survived the mayan apocolypsehobie16 wrote:There were survivors?