Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:Regardless of what the Chinese character tattoo really means, that would be a good line to tell anyone who has one. :D:

Although, for a waiter hoping for a good tip, that's kind of a rash revelation. :D:

Not a translational story, but still another good one from the ICU.

A different, very good looking, nurse had a similar tramp stamp Chinese symbol. The residents were always hitting on the young ICU nurses. During a code, this nurse was leaning over the bed doing CPR. Her scrub top was hiked up and a resident standing behind her doing nothing, belts out, "What's your tattoo mean?" Without missing a beat, she looks back and says, "It means stop staring at my ass."

Never did find out what it really meant, but everyone in the room busted out laughing.

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TeamUBR wrote:but everyone in the room busted out laughing.

Are you sure? What about the guy who was under her at the time?

Big Wallaby wrote:Are you sure? What about the guy who was under her at the time?

he was looking DOWN her scrubs.

hey he was sick,not dead!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:he was looking DOWN her scrubs.

hey he was sick,not dead!

Hopefully Patient made it :) Resident probably did not recover for a while......

Helpful Note from my CPR class: Perform compressions to the beat of the BeeGee's Stayin Alive

DisneyMom wrote:Helpful Note from my CPR class: Perform compressions to the beat of the BeeGee's Stayin Alive

Good thing it's not the William Tell Overture.

DisneyMom wrote:Hopefully Patient made it :) Resident probably did not recover for a while......

Helpful Note from my CPR class: Perform compressions to the beat of the BeeGee's Stayin Alive

..as long as its not "stairway to heaven"

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:..as long as its not "stairway to heaven"

Or worse yet, Alice Cooper's "Go to Hell" :p:

Or "Flight of the Bumblebee."

DisneyMom wrote:Hopefully Patient made it :) Resident probably did not recover for a while......

Patient did make it... The resident?

Helpful Note from my CPR class: Perform compressions to the beat of the BeeGee's Stayin Alive

I remember when the AHA changed the standards for CPR. (the new ones emphasize chest compressions first and at a faster rate) One of our instructors would enthusiastically tell her students to pump "Harder and Faster". I think the BeeGees line would have been just as effective and resulted in less snickers.

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