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Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:24 pm
by Big Wallaby
WEDFan wrote:Problem is, that's a hard one to sell to a jury. Threatening sure, who doesn't do that, but actually shooting puts you in the awkward position of scaring off the rest from jail. ;)
All the more reason to make sure that she has ample experience with guns long before that day comes. I fully intend to have her shooting big guns at an early age. Oh, yes. All the boys will think she is hotter for it, but they will also know that she respects herself, because Daddy has been training her that way since she had ears.
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:33 pm
by ktulu
I'll wait out front for my daughter's date to arrive, in my underwear...
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:09 pm
by hobie16
Don't forget the Eight Rules...
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:08 pm
by DisneyMom
ktulu wrote:I'll wait out front for my daughter's date to arrive, in my underwear...
Good Idea! :D:
Might work for the Evil Tire Rim Theives,too! ;)
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:53 pm
by Widget
Mine would have to wear suit of armor and wouldn't be allowed to date until at least the age of 65. :D:
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:43 pm
by ktulu
DisneyMom wrote:Good Idea! :D:
Might work for the Evil Tire Rim Theives,too! ;)
Heck yeah! I wasn't planning on sitting there with a gun, but maybe I should. And the dog.
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:48 am
by WEDFan
Widget wrote:Mine would have to wear suit of armor and wouldn't be allowed to date until at least the age of 65. :D:
A chastity belt would have a similar effect without the weight and expense. It also has the benefit of being traditional! :twisted: :D:
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:32 am
by DisneyMom
WEDFan wrote:A chastity belt would have a similar effect without the weight and expense. It also has the benefit of being traditional! :twisted: :D:
Make Sure it's an EVERLAST! Don't touch the Thing until you get the Ring! :robinhoo:
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:08 pm
by Big Wallaby
My real estate instructor had a great story about a father who gave his young adult daughter (around 21 years old) her home. In the deed restrictions, she was not allowed to bring a man into the house until she was 35.
Re: A Coming of Age Story
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:14 pm
by WEDFan
Big Wallaby wrote:My real estate instructor had a great story about a father who gave his young adult daughter (around 21 years old) her home. In the deed restrictions, she was not allowed to bring a man into the house until she was 35.
So, with the money she didn't spend on the house, she could build a cabana in the back yard. :twisted: