Stupid Guest Tricks

Greetings ashoutinthedark, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

*puts out the fire, sweeps up the ashes, and wonders if the Dragon's been playing too much WoW again...*

Seems I'll be in the job market sooner than I though. PTS application keeps coming back denied, apparently my rate is overmanned. Time to figure out my resume and find where to go from here.

Darn computer based quotas.

There's no way to actually speak to a recruiter before you submit an application, is there?