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Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:33 pm
by KingsIslander
DonutGoddess wrote:I think most of the people trying to steal from you are adults.
I've found a lot of them are teenagers... who work at the park and know the loopholes. :oweye:

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:00 pm
by incontrol
Freak wrote:LOL, I love that. The "nah, its cool" defense. Never works, but always makes the SG looks reaaalllly stupid.
The guy was in his forties, had a shaved head and was wearing a Miami Heat basketball jersey. He didn't need the defense to look stupid. :D:

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:47 pm
by KingsIslander
Today someone stole a turkey leg off the tray of ones I was putting onto the grill... I wonder if he realized that he stole an UNCOOKED turkey leg? :nyah:

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:56 pm
by hobie16
Can you get salmonella from uncooked turkey?

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:03 pm
by KingsIslander
They're supposedly precooked, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be cooked again... I would certainly never eat one that hadn't been cooked the second time! Either way, it would have been freezing cold... I really couldn't leave the grill anyway since leaving the grill = termination, no questions asked.

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:09 pm
by Freak
hobie16 wrote:Can you get salmonella from uncooked turkey?
"I'm suing this park because I stole a turkey leg and it wasn't cooked and I got salmonella! You guys are in for it now!"

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:17 pm
by hobie16
Freak wrote:"I'm suing this park because I stole a turkey leg and it wasn't cooked and I got salmonella! You guys are in for it now!"
No receipt - no freebies at Guest Services. :D:

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:03 pm
by delsdad
hobie16 wrote:No receipt - no freebies at Guest Services. :D:
The jackasses will probably steal a receipt, or pick up a stray one from the trash !

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:28 pm
by Goofyernmost
I believe that they are smoked therefore basically cooked already. Unfortunately, it probably won't be a salmonella problem. They may be hard to digest cold...probably frozen.

Re: We know when you're lying to us.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:41 pm
by hobie16
Sounds like a cold grease injection. :D: