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KingsIslander · Post by **KingsIslander** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:33 pm

DonutGoddess wrote:I think most of the people trying to steal from you are adults.

I've found a lot of them are teenagers... who work at the park and know the loopholes.

incontrol · Post by **incontrol** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:00 pm

Freak wrote:LOL, I love that. The "nah, its cool" defense. Never works, but always makes the SG looks reaaalllly stupid.

The guy was in his forties, had a shaved head and was wearing a Miami Heat basketball jersey. He didn't need the defense to look stupid. :D:

KingsIslander · Post by **KingsIslander** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:47 pm

Today someone stole a turkey leg off the tray of ones I was putting onto the grill... I wonder if he realized that he stole an UNCOOKED turkey leg? :nyah:

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:56 pm

Can you get salmonella from uncooked turkey?

KingsIslander · Post by **KingsIslander** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:03 pm

They're supposedly precooked, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be cooked again... I would certainly never eat one that hadn't been cooked the second time! Either way, it would have been freezing cold... I really couldn't leave the grill anyway since leaving the grill = termination, no questions asked.

Freak · Post by **Freak** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:09 pm

hobie16 wrote:Can you get salmonella from uncooked turkey?

"I'm suing this park because I stole a turkey leg and it wasn't cooked and I got salmonella! You guys are in for it now!"

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:17 pm

Freak wrote:"I'm suing this park because I stole a turkey leg and it wasn't cooked and I got salmonella! You guys are in for it now!"

No receipt - no freebies at Guest Services. :D:

delsdad · Post by **delsdad** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:03 pm

hobie16 wrote:No receipt - no freebies at Guest Services. :D:

The jackasses will probably steal a receipt, or pick up a stray one from the trash !

Goofyernmost · Post by **Goofyernmost** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:28 pm

I believe that they are smoked therefore basically cooked already. Unfortunately, it probably won't be a salmonella problem. They may be hard to digest cold...probably frozen.

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:41 pm

Sounds like a cold grease injection. :D:

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