Stupid Guest Tricks

you know, i was just thinking the other day "i need to go to Knotts, the first 'the toher park'" but um, if there are naked babies running around, w/o thier diapers, it'll be the old people, and then the teens, and then EVERYONE will be naked, EVERYWHERE, we're going to need to adjust to being less bashful about our gonads, and not to mention more careful to not put any eyes out(feel free to have this edited if i've taken it to for, but keep in mind it's entirely in jest, well up to the part about gonadspoking eyes out, i mean, i wear pants and long shorts for a reason)

Yeah the fountains in Toontown are bad. There are kids in it everyday and always kids stealing the money out too. There's really nothing that can be done about it, unless you have someone monitor the fountains cause you get one group out, leave and 5 min or less there are more in there.

lady ulrike wrote:Yeah the fountains in Toontown are bad. There are kids in it everyday and always kids stealing the money out too. There's really nothing that can be done about it, unless you have someone monitor the fountains cause you get one group out, leave and 5 min or less there are more in there.

Put lots of bleach or itching powder in the fountain.... Will get people out real quick.

Or for a less harmful way to do it, warm the water up to whatever temp the outside temp is (easy and economical way: use the sun, or use the water to cool something really hot before it hits there) makes it dumb to jump into it since you won't be refreshed.

Better yet, just post some of those purple signs that warn "reclaimed water" in use. Then add a hand-lettered sign that says, "This means sewage!"

Zazu wrote:Better yet, just post some of those purple signs that warn "reclaimed water" in use. Then add a hand-lettered sign that says, "This means sewage!"

O that's great! When will we be able to do that???? :D

How about not cleaning it and letting the waste pile up??? :p

You know even with all those suggestions people will still go in them. I once had a friend who worked trains and as he went past Small World he saw a lady filling up her baby bottle with the flume water. Any idiot can smell the chlorine in that (especially when it's just been added, makes your eyes water if you're anywhere near it)

why not make a big sign that says "This fountain contains dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical that is found in all cancers, this chemical is known to kill most people who inhale it so for your safty, stay out."

the funny thing is dihydrogen monoxide is water, and trust me there are people who are dumb enough to try to get it banned from their city's water supply

You watch Penn and Teller Bullshit don't you. I remember an episode where somebody had a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide and people lined up to sign it.

you mean penn and teller did that? oh well, but somewhere there was a city that tried to ban it, they did not want styrofoam and water is a main ingredient.

but also a simple sign that says "do not bathe" will keep people out

actually the only time I've heard anything about that is at http://www.dhmo.org about 6 years ago... check it out, it's a very informative site, they even have pictures of neuclear waste contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide.

another interesting note is that in every single school violence incident dihydrogen monoxide was consumed within 12 hours of the time the event occured.