Please refrain from touching the local wildlife!

joanna71985 · Post by **joanna71985** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:29 pm

Lasolimu wrote:Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes? :indycool:

Come on, you had to know it was coming. :D:

Ugh! I hear that line more then I'd like to

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:29 am

PatchOBlack wrote:(Warning! The following is a complete fabrication, and ends in a horrible pun!)

Actually, in the original draft of "Raider of the Lost Ark", Professor Jones was going to have a less dramatic weakness: he was going to be lactose-intolerant. There was even a scene where his rival, having caught him in the hot desert, offers him something cool to drink. This would have lead to the line...

"Shakes. Why did it have to be shakes?"

(Hey! I warned you! :cat1 :)

I think it would have been funny if they had made him flatulent at the most inopportune times.

joanna71985 wrote:Ugh! I hear that line more then I'd like to

How often is it you giving the line when you hear it?

joanna71985 · Post by **joanna71985** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:18 pm

Big Wallaby wrote: How often is it you giving the line when you hear it?

Heh...pretty often

Cheshire Figment · Post by **Cheshire Figment** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:18 pm

A few years ago we had a two foot black snake crossing the entrance plaza at TL. I just let him do his thing, told the Guests to stay clear, and that the snake was under contract with Disney to entertain the Guests, which was what it was doing.

DonutGoddess · Post by **DonutGoddess** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:13 pm

You would think that being from Texas the guy would have known to stay clear of the snake. Texas probably has more rattlesnakes than Florida I bet.

Speaking of local wildlife... my husband and I have decided that if we are reincarnated we want to come back as Disney bunnies. Seems like a good life to me. My husband just wants to do what bunnies do best :x

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:37 pm

DonutGoddess wrote:You would think that being from Texas the guy would have known to stay clear of the snake. Texas probably has more rattlesnakes than Florida I bet.

Speaking of local wildlife... my husband and I have decided that if we are reincarnated we want to come back as Disney bunnies. Seems like a good life to me. My husband just wants to do what bunnies do best :x

Guy from Texas probably thought,"what,this lil' ol' thing?" :p:

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:32 am

DisneyMom wrote:Guy from Texas probably thought,"what,this lil' ol' thing?" :p:

Nah, breakfast AND a belt!

felinefan · Post by **felinefan** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:11 pm

Sounds like something from "1000 Ways To Die". :twisted:

DonutGoddess · Post by **DonutGoddess** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:40 am

Lasolimu wrote:Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes? :indycool:

Come on, you had to know it was coming. :D:

A friend posted this on Facebook. Cleaning the cobra pit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIMigVo1pyA

shilohmm · Post by **shilohmm** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:57 pm

DonutGoddess wrote:A friend posted this on Facebook. Cleaning the cobra pit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIMigVo1pyA

I love that shot at 0:47 where you can see eight or so of them in the corner all hooded and watching him all peaceable.

Oh, never mind -- camera guy pans across them in the end anyhow.

Great video, though. :)

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