Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:dihydrogen monoxide makes a 'great' mixer,especially when mixed with small birch sticks. :D:

I plan on mixing these up for someone in about a month...

February wrote:From the stories I've heard, you shouldn't eat for days before you ride Mission Space- or as we call it in our family after seeing so many people puking after riding: "Mission Hurl"

Oh, I can handle the mix of the "leaded" version of MS and a meal. I do NOT recommend going up in a small plane, in the summer, at FL50, with some turbulence, and after eating greasy bbq. Sure it is not a Disney attraction, but it almost ended up as one when I took the controls...

My husband and I have the code work "Crack Time" for Dole Whips. That and it gets a really GREAT looks from other people around you.
The other one we use often at any theme park is "Walmart". Generally meaning anyone with a stroller or wheelchair having no clue where they are going and meandering back and forth, taking up an entire pathway. Really? Have you ever just watched people with a shopping cart in a Walmart? And we let these people drive a vehicle?! :p:

Wow, people can't eat a full meal and ride any thrill ride? I thought that was a myth!

Then again I'll snarf down and entire meal then ride Mission:Space. I had both my stomach and liver replaced with Cast Iron when I was 21. :D:

Darksin wrote:
Wow, people can't eat a full meal and ride any thrill ride? I thought that was a myth!

Then again I'll snarf down and entire meal then ride Mission:Space. I had both my stomach and liver replaced with Cast Iron when I was 21. :D:

Hmmmmm, this sounds like someone begging for a Food Challenge! Monte Cristo and Matterhorn? Churros and Scream? ;)

DisneyMom wrote:Hmmmmm, this sounds like someone begging for a Food Challenge! Monte Cristo and Matterhorn? Churros and Scream? ;)

Corndogs, soda and tea cups?
Ironman Contest!
now this is where the term fastfood came from.

Sorry ktulu,,,it's a week from now. Someone should ckeck the snail mail. ;)

darph nader wrote:Sorry ktulu,,,it's a week from now. Someone should ckeck the snail mail. ;)

All I got was news from the county that the dispute on the value of our home was ruled in our favor!

Maybe we are talking about two different things...or there is a vast conspiracy going on...

ktulu wrote:I do NOT recommend going up in a small plane, in the summer, at FL50, with some turbulence, and after eating greasy bbq. Sure it is not a Disney attraction, but it almost ended up as one when I took the controls...

One thing to keep in mind, you never have to manhandle the yoke. Now the flight instructor on the other hand (or the student if he freezes up) is a different story sometimes. Other times, you want to let him be, since he is the more experienced one at landing planes such as the one you are in at that point.

And just to make sure, by FL50 you do mean 5,000' MSL, right?

Food has done nothing for me. I kept staying the same weight no matter how much I pigged out. :(

Then this year I started adding laziness to my regimen and I gained 9 pounds! :D Jubilations!

Big Wallaby wrote:One thing to keep in mind, you never have to manhandle the yoke. Now the flight instructor on the other hand (or the student if he freezes up) is a different story sometimes. Other times, you want to let him be, since he is the more experienced one at landing planes such as the one you are in at that point.

And just to make sure, by FL50 you do mean 5,000' MSL, right?

I was fine on the yoke, it was the heat and the gurgging coming from my stomach that was the problem. Oh, and my friend who is opening the little window on his side to cool off. I'm flying, following a road, and I keep hearing *woooosh* stops *woooosh* stops. I look over, he looks at me and is like, what, I'm hot.

Yeah, 5,000' MSL is more accurate :) FL50 is less to type ;)

darph nader wrote:Sorry ktulu,,,it's a week from now. Someone should ckeck the snail mail. ;)

darph!!!! WTH did you do now, this yr? Oh No! Plz No! My lack of energy has hit zero.