Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:How'bout "Most Blinding done by Flash Photography during POTC Ride" :mad:

I hate that! :( :mad:

Your stuck in the same vehicle with them and there is no escape!

Woo! The SC Awards! Let's see....

"Worst Stroller Parking Job"

"Most Illogical Complaint"

"Most Transparent Lie"

"Most Extreme Attempt To Injure Oneself"

PatchOBlack wrote: "Most Illogical Complaint"

Award Judged and presented by Spock.

My 2 fav SGT in line:

Test track: being in single rider & a guy [30's] tries to push past us "cause his friends are up front" I had to explain what single rider meant.

Pirates of C: a family of 12 virtually held hands and mowed everyone down to the front of the line and hauling great grandma as last. By time they all pushed past us > I thought I had been intimate with at least 3 of them, as they where so close.

seeing_eye_child wrote:Award Judged and presented by Spock.

:D:

(love your sig, btw!)

Most Blatant Abuse of Wheelchair/Electric Convenience Vehicle (and being I have spent most of my time in the parks since I was 17 in one or the other, I feel qualified to award it without prejudice...) for me it goes to the 8 year old that almost mowed me over in Tomorrowland a few years back. I looked at his parents, my eyes bulging in disbelief, and the father shrugged and said "Grandma got tired and went back to the room and we rented it for the whole day so..."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was almost followed by the non-SG companion award, Best Impression of a Human Speedbump. I was nominated and grateful I did not actually win.

Most extreme way to get injured-Grand Nite Darwin Award goes to: SG Grad that scales Disneyland's Main Street Station roof and gets arrested. So sad, you were from out of town. Mommy and Daddy now have to travel and take you home!

Most extreme way to get injured-Grand Nite Darwin Award goes to: SG Grad that scales Disneyland's Main Street Station roof and gets arrested. So sad, you were from out of town. Mommy and Daddy now have to travel and take you home!

Award number 2 goes to the 51/50 female SG who is off her rocker claiming she needs a refund for her park ticket because she claims she is Bob Iger. Security told me this one. I heard the City Hall Guest relations crew had a horrible time keeping a straight face. A few hours later, she was walked away from the park and let go. :mad:

turkeyham wrote:Most extreme way to get injured-Grand Nite Darwin Award goes to: SG Grad that scales Disneyland's Main Street Station roof and gets arrested. So sad, you were from out of town. Mommy and Daddy now have to travel and take you home!

Award number 2 goes to the 51/50 female SG who is off her rocker claiming she needs a refund for her park ticket because she claims she is Bob Iger. Security told me this one. I heard the City Hall Guest relations crew had a horrible time keeping a straight face. A few hours later, she was walked away from the park and let go. :mad:

I Like It!!!!! :twisted:
Best Delusional Guest
Most Ambulances Summoned for an Act of Stupidity
Most Expensive Meal Eaten by a Dine and Ditch Party
Most Creative Way to Fall into the Green Water
Most Blatant Filing of a Frivolous Lawsuit/ Best Use of a Lawyer Relative

myky wrote:My 2 fav SGT in line:

Pirates of C: a family of 12 virtually held hands and mowed everyone down to the front of the line and hauling great grandma as last. By time they all pushed past us > I thought I had been intimate with at least 3 of them, as they where so close.

Don't feel singled out. I've had folks try to pull this stunt on me at Splash Mtn. and in line for a water taxi in Venice, Italy. End result was the same but the Italians are more creative in their cursing. :D:

Oh, The groups of people who always tell you their party is "just over there" right? Yeah, I had quite a few people do that on my last ride on Space Mountain.

A guest behind me loudly exclaims "WOW! I didn't know Disney made so many concessions for stupid folk."

I almost fell on the ground laughing. SGs TOTALLY heard it too, and tried to hide themselves as they were cutting in line.