Idiot Commuters!
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Shorty82
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Re: Idiot Commuters!
Welcome to the dark side! I'm sure you'll enjoy it here.
Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long.
We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious…
and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
-Walt Disney
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Keep moving forward
We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious…
and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
-Walt Disney
:wwwd:
Keep moving forward
Re: Idiot Commuters!
I would have walked him over to GR and told them that they needed to give this guy the keys to the world. Locked the doors, I don't care what problems anyone else has, the old man gets the trip of a lifetime now.Chaka Peachfuzz wrote:WOW!!!
It takes all kinds. I would love to buy the elderly guest a drink!!!
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Big Wallaby
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Hey, Chaka. Have you been properly welcomed yet? This was my first time seeing you post.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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joanna71985
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Best line of the day!thefirstlady wrote:As they walk off and I'm left staring at their retreat dumbfounded, a very elderly guest (probably 80+) motions towards where they'd been and whispers, "If I'd ever raised such idiots, I'd've taken 'em out back and shot 'em."
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dazyhill
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Re: Idiot Commuters!
I just came back from a Holland America Cruise in New Zealand and Aust. and the cruise director told a funny story similar to the original post. An elderly lady asked where all the cruise employees slept. He decided to have fun with her and told her that every night, a big helicopter came by and picked up everybody and took them home and brought them back in the morning. Surely no one would believe something that nutty. Yet when he was reviewing the cruise comment sheets, the lady wrote that the cruise was fine, but she got wakened by that darn helicopter every night! 
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Big Wallaby
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One of two possibilities.dazyhill wrote:the lady wrote that the cruise was fine, but she got wakened by that darn helicopter every night!
First, there is the option that she was LOOKING for something to complain about.
Second, the hypnotic effect.
To help in the restoration of my faith in humanity, I am going with that second option.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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you are missing the third option......Big Wallaby wrote:One of two possibilities.
First, there is the option that she was LOOKING for something to complain about.
Second, the hypnotic effect.
To help in the restoration of my faith in humanity, I am going with that second option.
its a seceret government helicopter that is transferring cloned people at night and replacing the cruise guests with them.
:pirateflaARRRRRRR YA DOIN'?
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Ms. Matterhorn
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Today, leaving a grocery store, I overheard an elderly couple arguing. The man was being verbally abusive, and I told him he should be ashamed of himself for speaking to his wife that way. He made some idiotic remark and I told him he was an ass. That poor woman.
"Excuse me, are those ducks real?"
"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."
"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."
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Chaka Peachfuzz
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4th option....GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:you are missing the third option......
its a seceret government helicopter that is transferring cloned people at night and replacing the cruise guests with them.
The lady was having a little fun with the cruise director???
I like to believe that people aren't that dumb......silly me!
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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SADLY, as you go through life,Chaka Peachfuzz wrote:4th option....
The lady was having a little fun with the cruise director???
I like to believe that people aren't that dumb......silly me!
you realize that the more simple answere is usually the correct one,
yes, they are probably that dumb.
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