I shouldn't but here goes...kcberlin wrote:Please fill me in...
A guy is walking through the zoo and stops in front of the gorilla habitat. He watches a gorilla watching him and absentmindedly scratches his ear. The gorilla scratches his ear. Intrigued, the guy rubs his belly. The gorilla rubs his belly.
This goes on for a while until the guy puts his finger under his lower eyelid and pulls it down. The gorilla goes nuts, making loud noises, beating his chest, and finally, picks up a tire and hurls it across the moat hitting the guy square in the chest and knocking him flat.
A zookeeper rushes over and asks what happened. The guy describes all the different motions he and the gorilla exchanged and finally describes the eyelid motion. The zookeeper says, “Now I understand. That means F you in gorilla talk.”
That night the guy decides he’s going to play some catch up with the gorilla. He returns to the zoo the next day with a salami and a straight razor. Before walking up to the gorilla habitat he slides the salami into his pants.
He makes sure the gorilla is watching his before he starts scratching his ear. The gorilla mimics everything the guy does. After a few moments the guy unzips his pants and takes out the salami. The gorilla picks up his penis and holds it in his hand. The guy takes the straight razor, chops up the salami, and tosses the razor into the habitat.
The gorilla looks at the guy, looks at the straight razor, and puts his finger beneath his eyelid.
