I could use your help.

[Big Wallaby]

Hopefully you get fixed within the next decade.

Hopefully, as Cujo said, you will get fixed in the next decade. :waves:

My, God. You guys are cruel. I have never seen such reprehensible conduct on this site. He can't even get seven posts in edgewise, he seems like a nice guy, and you are hoping that he gets neutered. I guess it's the bad rap that comes with being a mountain monster.

Yeti, allow me to apologize for the conduct of my fellow SGTers. I would never wish neutering on anyone coming from such an endangered species, much less than someone with such a wonderfully creative blog. May you proliferate, and bring new little yetis to mountains around the world!

And, consider this dismaying observation, that this thread has no windows, and no doors... Which offers you this chilling...

Sorry, wrong script.

Welcome to SGT. I see you got your Monorail from Wombat, you were fried before I could warn you about Lasolimu's breath, and as always, that was after you had drank some alcoholic beverage. I hope you hadn't spilled any.

If you have anyone else threaten to neuter you, please report the post so I can get it taken care of. Such violence is frowned upon here. We only accept violence in the following forms:
:acidbath: :angrymob: :autoslap: :ball: :bbbat: :bikehit: :blowtorc: :bombeat: :brazilia: :catapult: :chandeli: :cherldrs: :choke: :clubb: :crucify: :dinamite: :2team: :drown :duh: :dunk: :electchr: :faceplant :fishhit: :flamethro :funthing: :godzilla: :guilloti: :hanging: :holyhg: :kaboom: :kissmy: :language: :litning: :lockout: :machine: :microwav: :missle: :ninja: :paperair: :pieface: :pitchfor: :pitchfork :punchbag: :rollpin2: :sharkbait :shock: :slingsho: :sneaker: :snufomat:

[Big Wallaby]

:stretchr: :stick: :strolatt: :strolrev: :swallow: :tapeshut: :tonbrick: :tossout: :xformer: :treefall: :viking: :violins:

If you should like to see other violence represented and allowed on this site, please submit your requests to our Smilemeister, Zazu.

Also, if you would prefer something more peaceful, we have things like this:
:dancear: :hottub: :hysteria:

[Whazzup]

You forgot this one under the Violence heading, BW. :deadhors: Although it is my least favorite smiley of all time.

[mapo]

You forgot this one under the Violence heading, BW. :deadhors: Although it is my least favorite smiley of all time.

Eh, sometimes that icon says VOLUMES....(and it is an AA horse! This is Disney stuff ya know!)

mapo

[Whazzup]

Eh, sometimes that icon says VOLUMES....(and it is an AA horse! This is Disney stuff ya know!)

mapo

An AA horse? As in Alcoholics Anonymous? Those are flies buzzing around him because he's dead, not drunk. :D:
But you're right, since this is Disney stuff, we shouldn't have a drunken horse, a dead horse, or a guy beating a dead horse. Definitely not G rated. :p:

[Goofyernmost]

An AA horse? As in Alcoholics Anonymous? Those are flies buzzing around him because he's dead, not drunk. :D:
But you're right, since this is Disney stuff, we shouldn't have a drunken horse, a dead horse, or a guy beating a dead horse. Definitely not G rated. :p:

No, but it's funny, huh?? :hysteria:

[mapo]

An AA horse? As in Alcoholics Anonymous? Those are flies buzzing around him because he's dead, not drunk. :D:
But you're right, since this is Disney stuff, we shouldn't have a drunken horse, a dead horse, or a guy beating a dead horse. Definitely not G rated. :p:

AA ==> Audio Animatronic ----> Disney Tradition

mapo

[Whazzup]

AA ==> Audio Animatronic ----> Disney Tradition

mapo

Well, d'uh! Thanks mapo.