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Re: Guest encounters?
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:23 am
by Cloud Buster
Scream162 wrote:I know a cast member from Pirates and Mansion who was followed home by an annual passholder one night a couple years ago. He ended up having a one-night stand with her. :shock:
I just realized how many jokes there are here....*ahem* (prepare the rimshot please):
- He wouldn't want to offend her, so I hope he used the two finger point!
- I thought guests weren't supposed to see characters' heads?
- I hear she couldn't ride anymore after he went 101.
- After they were finished she exclaimed, "You didn't tell me this was a FAST ride!"
- I guess some girls really do let guys do it in the passhole.
- I wouldn't be surprised if he took her picture at her moment of climax, then sold it to her as she left.
- I sure hope he was big enough for that ride.
- When asked if they were alone, he replied, "There are no windows and no doors."
I could keep going....but these are just going to get cheesier.... :)
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:34 am
by lovethefuzzies
Gross.
Re: Guest encounters?
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:14 am
by DisneyPrincess
Cloud Buster wrote:Scream162 wrote:I know a cast member from Pirates and Mansion who was followed home by an annual passholder one night a couple years ago. He ended up having a one-night stand with her. :shock:
I just realized how many jokes there are here....*ahem* (prepare the rimshot please):
...
I could keep going....but these are just going to get cheesier.... :)
I can't stop laughing.....
Re: Guest encounters?
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:44 am
by pixiedust
Cloud Buster wrote:
I just realized how many jokes there are here....*ahem* (prepare the rimshot please):
You're my hero.
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:46 pm
by PrncssCinderAlly
i think there might be one cast member that has a sort of fetish with a tree in the pirates fastpass area thats kinda sexual... lol...
Re: Guest encounters?
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:45 pm
by CujoSR
Cloud Buster wrote:I just realized how many jokes there are here....*ahem* (prepare the rimshot please):
Buu Dum Ching
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:05 am
by SRT_GB
This one's not a sordid sexual encounter, more like accidental solicitation. A girl came up to me at Newsstand once and asked me a question that had me direct her to the guest services window next door.
Me: You're gonna have to go next door to the Guest Services window, that's where they take care of those things.
Girl: Can't someone come over and service me here?
Me: :shock:
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:36 pm
by sistercoyote
My understanding is that there was once a female cast member who had, uh, relations with a unicorn pop in the back room of palace candy.
This is not, however, firsthand knowledge. So it may not be true.
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:52 pm
by SRT_GB
sistercoyote wrote:My understanding is that there was once a female cast member who had, uh, relations with a unicorn pop in the back room of palace candy.
This is not, however, firsthand knowledge. So it may not be true.
Well if it didn't happen at Candy Palace I'm sure it's probably happened somewhere. Those things are sold all over the park, after all.
There's a long standing rumor that some guys have, well, serviced their tools in the stroller repair shop, if you catch my meaning. This was a long time ago though, with guys that don't work there anymore.
:mickeyba:
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:43 pm
by Zazu
SRT_GB wrote:Girl: Can't someone come over and service me here?
Me: :shock:
I know this will sound strange to most of you youngsters, but thank you for being shocked by that use of the word "service."
Those of you who grew up on a farm will understand why.
OTOH, I normally assume that salesmen who call up wanting to "service" me are probably using the term correctly.
Ack, it's tough getting so old the language changes on you....