Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:To think I used to eat those regularly. Then we wonder how it was that Shorty82 was able to make so many fat jokes about me...

Don't worry, he did it in fun with me, because he knew I took it well. He had permission, and I deserved every bit of it.

Well I have reports that you are fit n trim these days, BW! Yes, I know all. *insert evil laugh*

MAPO

It's a novelty, that's all. Very salty, VERY greasy. Don't eat one while driving, or using a touchscreen. Have plenty of napkins.

And if you look up the stats on it, it is by NO means the worse sandwich out there in fast food. Still, would NOT eat one for lunch every day.

T

Disneyguy85 wrote:I've heard of this.

That thing is a heart-attack on a bun...Actually, there is no bun, so its basically just a heart attack.

The actual motto of this sandwich is "So meaty there's no room for the bun"
Or anything healthy apparently.

Original text:

""So meaty there's no room for the bun" "

...10 translations later we get:

""If there is a cake, put the meat"



Sorry had to do that. LOL

IMHO, it still doesn't compare to the King of Foods that aren't healthy for you but which one still eats:



Ah Poutine, french fries, brown sauce and squeaky cheese curds. Nothing can possibly be more unhealthy, and yet it still screams home to me ;) (along with Hot Dogs, smoked meats and what has historically been the strongest pro-smoking culture in all of North America - you've got to wonder how we Montrealers are still standing, lol).

mapo wrote:Well I have reports that you are fit n trim these days, BW! Yes, I know all. *insert evil laugh*

MAPO

Ooh! What are next Wednesday's Powerball numbers?!

:p:

It's interesting to note that there are so many heart specialist posting here at SGT. Chicken? When did that become a heart stopper? A couple of pieces of bacon? A slice of cheese? Oh, I think there are a lot worse things out there, don't you?

It begs the question...which one of your collective lives are you planning to enjoy? No matter what you do, no matter how many leafs of lettuce you consume, no matter how many sugar, salt and fat free things you consume, we are all going to die. Enjoy, in moderation, what is here and now, tomorrow is only a dream, some will have and some won't.

And this is the same fast food joint that introduced grilled chicken as "healthier fare." Yikes.

Anyone remember their rotisserie chicken from many years ago? They introduced it back when Boston Market was Boston Chicken. KFC's was way better, but the ovens were always breaking down so they got rid of it.

CujoSR wrote:I'll be trying this tomorrow let you all know how it is... If I survive.

Take some aspirin with you.

hobie16 wrote:Take some aspirin with you.

Hmmmm, maybe KFC will start having an Ambulance with Paramedics stationed
at every restaurant! ;) It would be revolutionary!

hobie16 wrote:Take some aspirin with you.

And have 911 on speed-dial.

glendalais wrote: Ooh! What are next Wednesday's Powerball numbers?!

:p:

*asks Madame Leota* Well, they are all prime-d.

Now seriously, I know all about the present and immediate past. Future knowledge is Madame Leota. However, her sense of time is very bad..she gets confused about yesterday and today. Forget about Wednesday!

Madame Leota is available at 1-866-DFU-TURE. Additional charges will apply!

:hysteria:

MAPO