Cirque du Stupíd

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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by Syndrome » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:04 am

Love it, love it, love it!



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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by felinefan » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:34 pm

I could never do that--I'd be gagging trying to sound authoritative while asking about the pigeon poop. Trying to hold in laughter would be my downfall.

I assume you had a good laugh once you got to a safe place, right Zazu?


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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by Zazu » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:37 pm

felinefan wrote:I assume you had a good laugh once you got to a safe place, right Zazu?
Like to bust a gut!


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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by Zazu » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:43 pm

darph nader wrote:Rats,I was having visions of face-plants. :(
So was I. That's why I called them down.

Face-plants are a lot less enjoyable when you have to do the paperwork.

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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by darph nader » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:50 am

Zazu wrote:So was I. That's why I called them down.

Face-plants are a lot less enjoyable when you have to do the paperwork.

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Yeah true,forgot about that. :(


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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by Saint March » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:19 pm

Where do you find these people???????? Oh yeah, I forgot, you work at DW LOL


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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by Zazu » Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:07 pm

Saint March wrote:Where do you find these people???????? Oh yeah, I forgot, you work at DW LOL
Only one in a million are total morons. Trouble is, at that rate we see three or four per week.


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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by hobie16 » Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:21 pm

Zazu wrote:Only one in a million are total morons. Trouble is, at that rate we see three or four per week.
That's a good news/bad news kinda deal.


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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by Mayonnaise » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:07 am

I think there is a period in the human youth when any horizontal is viewed as a valid seat. Fences, brick walls, chains. This is semi-universal. Somewhere between 12 and 18. It's when they fail to grow out of the perching phase and no longer have parents around to tell them to GET DOWN, that cirque de stupid occurs.

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Re: Cirque du Stupíd

Post by Saint March » Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:09 pm

Mayonnaise wrote:I think there is a period in the human youth when any horizontal is viewed as a valid seat. Fences, brick walls, chains. This is semi-universal. Somewhere between 12 and 18. It's when they fail to grow out of the perching phase and no longer have parents around to tell them to GET DOWN, that cirque de stupid occurs.

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I think i skipped this phase. I've always preferred my feet planted flat on the ground lol


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