Stupid Guest Tricks

Whazzup wrote:Okay, Shorty. What did they get you for this time? Did they really come and let you out on your own recognizance? ;)

They suspected me in the disappearance of some SGs but didn't have any proof as they can't find where I hid the bodies. :whistlng:

Daisy Duck had to hide the words "I Love SEX and the City" on a woman shirt. Simply pulled her into a close girlfriends hugs, both arms on each others shoulders and the photopass panned in on a shoulders up shot.

Another unusual moment is when a lady wearing a SAVE THE TA-TAS breast cancer research shirt visited Lilo and Stitch. Now, Stitch isn't naive - he knows very well way they are. He looked at the lady, indicated the word Ta-Tas and pointed to two places on his chest. He then turned to Lilo, again - pointed to the word Ta-Tas and pointed at her chest as well. Lilo looks at him, shakes her head and points back to her own chest and throws her arms up.

What was wrong with those shirts?

I think the cancer ones are fine. I have seen the scrambled lettering on a shirt. My sister had me pull back 20 feet and read it in the mirror. Lack of sex causes poor eye sight.

svickersart wrote: I saw a guy at Disneyland once wearing a shirt that said "Got M.I.L.F." and had a woman pushing a baby carriage on it. Thought it was kinda funny and unless you really looked you might think it was a Got Milk shirt.
Steve

Well he was obviously asking the world if they had Monsters Inc Laugh Floor. The woman was actually a monster pushing her baby on the way to the comedy club. Nothing wrong with that.

Along with those, I hate when people get something close to Disney shirts but definitely not. One was a skull with Mickey ears. Now, that's not offensive in and of itself, and could even be done in a funny way, but this was designed so the image would have been scary to me at 5.

Another was one with pieces of Mickey (an ear over here, ripped off the body; the shorts over here, with rip marks; ripped-off foot over there, etc.) and the back said "Animal Research?"

Wearer was a teenager getting on a train at TTC, and I told his mom that he would not be allowed into the park with that shirt, and further if they wanted to try it out they would have to find some other form of transportation as I was not going to let them on the train wearing that. Mom said they didn't have another shirt for him. I informed her there was a gift shop down the ramp, and they might have some shirts (I wasn't sure), but they were not taking the Monorail as long as he wore that shirt.

Sorry, but I don't want other guests or Cast to have to look at that. Why do you wear a shirt like that to Disney World?

Maybe they were universal fanboys. Or Knotts fanboys.

I have radioed security when the National Jr cheer kids were in the park. I told them the group of gals had very skimpy tops on and guests were complaining. The gals were told to cover up or get out.

turkeyham wrote:I have radioed security when the National Jr cheer kids were in the park.

You are very well known by DLS as I've heard. Especially those ToonTown calls. Saw your manager last night, he's still my fav guy! :) He was celebrating his 29th anniversary. Was upset I'd forgotten gift & funny card.

Big Wallaby wrote:Sorry, but I don't want other guests or Cast to have to look at that. Why do you wear a shirt like that to Disney World?

On the first one, I think it is because the wear wishes to show he/she is "hardcore". They fail, of course, to realize that wearing such a shirt to a Disney park just makes you look like you are desperate to appear "hardcore", rather than knowing you are, and having to try and show it every waking moment of your life.

On the second, ether a really poor sense of humor, or too extreme in their animal rights beliefs. Nothing against animal rights activists, but there is a time and a place, not to mention a right and wrong way, to show one's beliefs.