Stupid Guest Tricks

rav·age (rvj)v. rav·aged, rav·ag·ing, rav·ages
v.tr.1. To bring heavy destruction on; devastate: A tornado ravaged the town.
2. To pillage; sack: Enemy soldiers ravaged the village.

v.intr. To wreak destruction.

n.1. The act or practice of pillaging, destroying, or devastating.
2. Grievous damage; havoc: the ravages of disease.



in·nu·en·do (ny-nd)
n. pl. in·nu·en·does
1. An indirect or subtle, usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.



joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

:viking:

/\ Ah! Nice find there.

Of course as well all know, in the Pirates attraction, the pirates at the "Buy a bride" auction aren't planning on doing anything bad to the women, they are simply buying a bride.
Therefore, completely innocent. ;)

Disneyguy85 wrote:/\ Ah! Nice find there.

Of course as well all know, in the Pirates attraction, the pirates at the "Buy a bride" auction aren't planning on doing anything bad to the women, they are simply buying a bride.
Therefore, completely innocent. ;)

Exactlly. A nice Carribean cruise,a night on the town,and maybe some shopping.

Honda Enoch wrote:rav⋅age
  /ˈrævɪdʒ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [rav-ij] Show IPA verb, -aged, -ag⋅ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
1. to work havoc upon; damage or mar by ravages: a face ravaged by grief.
–verb (used without object)
2. to work havoc; do ruinous damage.
–noun
3. havoc; ruinous damage: the ravages of war.
4. devastating or destructive action.



I don't see anything about sex in there.

Which brings to mind the famous quote by Woody Allen: "Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." :D:

Disneyguy85 wrote:/\ Ah! Nice find there.

Of course as well all know, in the Pirates attraction, the pirates at the "Buy a bride" auction aren't planning on doing anything bad to the women, they are simply buying a bride.
Therefore, completely innocent. ;)

Yeah, but once they are your bride...

well thats when the REAL trouble begins!!

"you never take me on the ship"
"we never go sack a town together"
"you never take me out to drink rum"


hehehehehhehee


brides, can't live with em.....

can't two block em to a yardarm!

CujoSR wrote:rav·age (rvj)v. rav·aged, rav·ag·ing, rav·ages
v.tr.1. To bring heavy destruction on; devastate: A tornado ravaged the town.
2. To pillage; sack: Enemy soldiers ravaged the village.

v.intr. To wreak destruction.

n.1. The act or practice of pillaging, destroying, or devastating.
2. Grievous damage; havoc: the ravages of disease.

in·nu·en·do (ny-nd)
n. pl. in·nu·en·does
1. An indirect or subtle, usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.

joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

:viking:

in·nu·en·do (ny-nd)
n. pl. in·nu·en·does
1. An indirect or subtle, usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.
2. a italian supossitory.

drcorey wrote:in·nu·en·do (ny-nd)
n. pl. in·nu·en·does
1. An indirect or subtle, usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.
2. a italian supossitory.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Yeah, but once they are your bride...

well thats when the REAL trouble begins!!

"you never take me on the ship"
"we never go sack a town together"
"you never take me out to drink rum"


hehehehehhehee


brides, can't live with em.....

can't two block em to a yardarm!

Of course, then there's the mother in-laws.

Maybe you mean the word "Ravish" - I know that's a rather naughty term .... Hee hee hee .... why I know ... er, um ... AH LOOK, RUM! *glug glug*

Definition:
rav·ish (rvsh)
tr.v. rav·ished, rav·ish·ing, rav·ish·es
1. To seize and carry away by force.
2. To force (another) to have sexual intercourse; rape.
3. To overwhelm with emotion; enrapture.

D'oh! :homer: