Stupid Guest Tricks

CBeilby wrote:Try the Bigfoot queue, where there are no fewer than seven signs stating that you will get wet, and you may get drenched...

How about Bear Mountain? The first time we rode it we shared the boat with a couple from Alaska. We Hawaiians were chilled but the Alaskans thought it was a pleasant spring day.

While we were drying off they got in line for a second lap.

Maybe Disney should re-install the 'chicken exits' on the subs. You know,the hatch that reads,"In case of panick attack,enter here".Forgetting to inform the guest that it's actually the rear torpedo tube. :twisted:

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat?


Because, if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

hobie16 wrote:Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat?


Because, if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

:rimshot:

BA DUM DUM DUM

That was still a good joke. Why do SG ask if the Mark Twain boat is a restaurant? I seriously think they are getting mixed up Fulton's at DTD in FL. Also, there is a mock steam ship off of PCH and Newport Beach, CA.

Sure, just go up where the CM controls the boat. He/She will get you a 3 course meal and a beer!!!! Like NO!!!!

What??? A three course meal? Please come to your sences.

turkeyham wrote:there is a mock steam ship off of PCH and Newport Beach, CA.

Ruben E. Lee, right? They even have 4 course meals darph. ;)

It's been toooo many years ago,but I 'think' that the "Rooster Tail" on the Detroit River looked like a Paddle Wheeler.

darph nader wrote:It's been toooo many years ago,but I 'think' that the "Rooster Tail" on the Detroit River looked like a Paddle Wheeler.

Beautiful restaurant founded in 1958. google, you'll be surprised at its elegance now darph.

Main Streeter wrote:Beautiful restaurant founded in 1958. google, you'll be surprised at its elegance now darph.

Skated away for a couple of moments. It's not the same as I remember it. Of course that was over 42yrs ago and only remember eating there once. :(