Stupid Guest Tricks

Guest Relations King wrote:Thank you to my fellow Guest Relations Cast Member who wrote this.

I second that!!! Kudos

haha, those are all great!

Well, not this one after what happend to Javier at MK earlier this month :(

StupidGuestTricks wrote: "What happened to that Rocket Rods ride?"
We had to retire it after a drunk guest swerved off the track and
flattened Pluto.

DisneyPrincess wrote:haha, those are all great!

Well, not this one after what happend to Javier at MK earlier this month :(

StupidGuestTricks wrote: "What happened to that Rocket Rods ride?"
We had to retire it after a drunk guest swerved off the track and
flattened Pluto.

Can we say Ouch :shock:

I got another one to add. This is from working at the Great Movie Ride.

Guest: Is this a ride?
CM: No dumbass we only put the word ride in the name of this attraction to confuse people like you?

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I go for "It's at home with the T.V and the VCR" or "Whenever you check it out at the library and put it in your VCR and press "Play".

What time does the 8pm parade start? :shock:

Disneyland RR Guy wrote:What time does the 8pm parde start? :shock:

Hey, you would be surprised at how many people will SERIOUSLY ask that. The funnier thing about it, is that there is a lunch pail (or something like it) with Mickey, Donald, and Goofy on it. Goofy seriously asks Mickey what time the 7:00 parade starts

You know I never really quite believed the one about the park maps.. People automatically grab them as they come in usually without thinking I guess. I couldn't understand how you can do that.. but I guess I'm too used to going to Amusement parks in general, so I take those things for granted. So the other day I'm up by the gates and several times a day folks will ask "do you have a map?" or "do you know where I can get a map?" and I try and be nice and say "sure! You have it in your hands.. the attractions and times are on the one side.. You'll have to open it up to see the inside.. and there's the map!" (' ')

At first I was worried that they would think I was being catty which isn't my intention at all.. but they were actually pretty glad.. as well when they didn't have a map, and I'd take a second to 'explain how it worked' Anything to keep the next CM from getting the "do you have a map?" question or dirivitive thereof.. I'm sure it doesn't make a difference in the end..

But I thought it was funny just the same because when a friend of mine explained how they are always getting this question, or the person actually holding the thing upside down and wondering where something was, I didn't believe her that they could be so 'goofy.' =) I do now!

Disneyland RR Guy wrote:What time does the 8pm parade start? :shock:

My favorite commonly asked stupid question besides that is:

"Do you still have bathrooms here??"
My answer: "No, sorry, we took them out because it was taking up too much room. You should of gone before you left"

and my favorite:

"Where are the fireworks???"
My answer: In the sky!! (While pointing towards the sky and a big chessy smile)

Anyone got any clever answers for the question:

"Where's the entrance to Space Mountain?"

I reply:

"Down there towards the blue wall with the sign "Space Mountain is Closed"

Or

"Down there towards the blue wall, knock on it, wait for the monkey in a top hat, and say 'Walt Disney sent me.'"