Stupid Guest Tricks

Mrs. Ulrike, I can guarantee you that you don't want to challenge me by saying that you can top us all. That said, I'm not looking to expand my resume'. Here's my latest one:

Here's a 2009 Lamborghini Gallardo LP-560 that was driven off a 250 foot cliff and onto golf course. Must have wanted to get an early T time.

hobie16 wrote:Must have wanted to get an early T time.

hobie, your wit gets better with each post, or..... with age. ;) You choose. :)

SpeedFreak wrote:Mrs. Ulrike, I can guarantee you that you don't want to challenge me by saying that you can top us all. That said, I'm not looking to expand my resume'. Here's my latest one:

Ok, so your quality of accidents is greater, but can you match me in quantity? :)

I can only joke about it, cause it's been about 8 or 9 years since my last one. It was funny though, cause my first two were 2 months apart, I was 17 and neither of them were my fault, and my insurance guy at the time said that people average one accident every 7 and a half years so I figured I was good and then I just kept having them. But, yeah it's been a while now and with that average and the number I've had, I'm good until about 70 and by then, I'm not sure I'd be in driving shape anyway.

Ok, her insurance finaly got a hold of her and she admitted fault. they put us in a rental (2008 PT Cruiser) Nice car, but still a dodge.

Anyway so since she admitted fault it's just a mater of time for them to start writing checks.


Sucks. I really fall in love with Honda's and this one I had for less then a week :( It was a rescue case. the previous owner didn't care for the car. when I did an oil change less then 1/4 quart drained out (the car needs 4.5 quarts).

But that's kinda what i like, I like to rescue them and clean them up and make them nice again. This poor car was better off with the other owner, at least then she would still be alive.

Honda Enoch wrote: they put us in a rental (2008 PT Cruiser) Nice car, but still a dodge.

Hey now, don't you go insulting PT Cruisers. I own a 2008 and love it. Drives great and is comfortable. I bought it used, it was a rental car before I got it.

Though, before I got it I made fun of Dodges regularly, especially when I worked at AutoZone. My manager was a big Dodge fan and I made fun of him regularly about it.

Shorty82 wrote:Hey now, don't you go insulting PT Cruisers. I own a 2008 and love it. Drives great and is comfortable. I bought it used, it was a rental car before I got it.

Though, before I got it I made fun of Dodges regularly, especially when I worked at AutoZone. My manager was a big Dodge fan and I made fun of him regularly about it.

The only problem is that they look like Mini-hearse's

the first one we saw was a black one, and that was DW's first thought that it was one.

SpeedFreak wrote:Mrs. Ulrike, I can guarantee you that you don't want to challenge me by saying that you can top us all. That said, I'm not looking to expand my resume'. Here's my latest one:

Looks like it wants its belly rubbed.
"Who's a good little boy,huh? Who's a good little boy?"

One of my nephews had a terrible time with people crashing into his cars. His first one was bought for him by his one grandmother (his biological father's mother), and a little old lady that lived down the street from him ran into it one night. She claimed she only scraped the paint and took his mirror off. Oh, yeah? The mirror in question was found in the front yard of a home three doors down from them. And the whole side was swiped.
So his grandmother got him another car. Somebody smashed into it. He got it fixed. It was hit again. His other grandmother (stepfather's mom) bought him a new one. He had it parked in a parking lot and someone smashed into it. No note, nothing, just took off.
Finally, when my nephew was working for this guy, making great money--he had to drive down to the south county to pick up and deliver medical records--and he was given a BMW to drive, something went wrong with the job, I forget what, but as compensation, he was allowed to keep the car. I don't think he's had anyone hit him since. :D:

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:The only problem is that they look like Mini-hearse's

Wouldn't be a problem for my across the street neighbor. His personal car is a hearse with rims and lights under it.