Stupid Guest Tricks

Seriously, why the interest in boobs? Still getting nostalgic over having been breastfed, or what? In reality, all a breast is is a lump of fat with modified sweat glands in it, covered with skin. That's all.

Now, why is it it's okay for a guy to have a tat of a woman's boobs, but it's not okay for a woman to have a tat of a guy's "Richard"? Vascular tissue with a tube covered by skin, right?

This has been your Felinefan Party Pooper Moment of the Week.... :p: :twisted: :D:

felinefan wrote:Seriously, why the interest in boobs? Still getting nostalgic over having been breastfed, or what? In reality, all a breast is is a lump of fat with modified sweat glands in it, covered with skin. That's all.

Now, why is it it's okay for a guy to have a tat of a woman's boobs, but it's not okay for a woman to have a tat of a guy's "Richard"? Vascular tissue with a tube covered by skin, right?

This has been your Felinefan Party Pooper Moment of the Week.... :p: :twisted: :D:

Actually, doing my project on Ancient Pompeii in Art History years ago, I discovered "Richard" was a sympol of Fertility and Good Luck, and depicted in many
wall frescos,oil lamps,sculptures, and furniture. :D:
Do not know if males or females were more fascinated with him :p:

felinefan wrote:Seriously, why the interest in boobs? Still getting nostalgic over having been breastfed, or what? In reality, all a breast is is a lump of fat with modified sweat glands in it, covered with skin. That's all.

Now, why is it it's okay for a guy to have a tat of a woman's boobs, but it's not okay for a woman to have a tat of a guy's "Richard"? Vascular tissue with a tube covered by skin, right?

This has been your Felinefan Party Pooper Moment of the Week.... :p: :twisted: :D:

DisneyMom wrote:Actually, doing my project on Ancient Pompeii in Art History years ago, I discovered "Richard" was a sympol of Fertility and Good Luck, and depicted in many
wall frescos,oil lamps,sculptures, and furniture. :D:
Do not know if males or females were more fascinated with him :p:

Both posts may be answered by the tune titled, Boob A Lot by the Fugs.

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

hobie16 wrote:Both posts may be answered by the tune titled, Boob A Lot by the Fugs.

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

WELL STATED.

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hobie16 wrote:Both posts may be answered by the tune titled, Boob A Lot by the Fugs.

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

The Fugs or Dr. Seuss? Eerily similar writing styles if you ask me! ;)

DisneyMom wrote:The Fugs or Dr. Seuss? Eerily similar writing styles if you ask me! ;)

So... what would Dr. Seuss's illustrations to those words look like??? :D:

DisneyMom wrote:The Fugs or Dr. Seuss? Eerily similar writing styles if you ask me! ;)

After looking at the band, they may have been channeling Dr. Seuss via a chemical link.

Thee are a few cultures that make use of male and female genitalia symbols for various reasons. Geishas in Japan have a stylized female pudenda painted on the backs of their necks, even though they aren't prostitutes.

And in ancient Greece being nude while participating in sports such as wrestling was considered heroic. Heroes were typically depicted performing their deeds of heroism in the nude.

There was recently a controversy about a proposed statute, which would've depicted a nude man reaching out to a nude little boy; it was supposed to symbolize a father and child. The detractors argued it would attract pedophiles, the supporters stated that nudity was symbolic of nothing to hide, no barriers, etc.. The idea behind the statue was that fathers should not be ashamed to show affection to their children.

I don't get it. Fathers used to be able to do that naturally. They just express it differently from the way a mother does. My dad expressed love to us by spending time with us, and sometimes did say he loved us. When we were young, he got us stuff--me, he was always bringing me things that answered my questions about how things worked. I bet whenever he went to the toy store and got me something like a telescope, microscope, or weather station, the clerk must've told him, "Hope your son enjoys this", and dad would say it's actually for his daughter. I don't know if such a conversation ever took place, but I can imagine if it did. Once dad even carved a wooden sword for me, by hand.

Some people find it easier to say they love someone, others prefer to give gifts or do things for others, etc.. It's been said that there are five different ways people use to express love for one another. Here's a site that covers it; I believe it has a test to see what your love language is:
http://edified.org/myspace/lovelanguage . Mine is recieving gifts. :D:

felinefan wrote:Some people find it easier to say they love someone, others prefer to give gifts or do things for others, etc.. It's been said that there are five different ways people use to express love for one another. Here's a site that covers it; I believe it has a test to see what your love language is:
http://edified.org/myspace/lovelanguage . Mine is recieving gifts. :D:

Mine is physical touch and quality time, about equal. Receiving gifts was lowest, but that doesn't mean I'd pass on receiving a present. ;)

BRWombat wrote:So... what would Dr. Seuss's illustrations to those words look like??? :D:

No doubt you can find your answer on the internet.....