Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:That reminds me about a joke involving two cannibals and a missionary.

sorta like when they caught a clown, and one says to the other "Does this taste funny?"

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:sorta like when they caught a clown, and one says to the other "Does this taste funny?"

No, it was more like a progress report.

hobie16 wrote:No, it was more like a progress report.

YEAH, heard that one too!!!

hehehehhehehee

needs RUM!!

It always annoys me to be standing in another park/resort other than MK... when the SG goes "we're going to disney tomorrow!"... where the hell do you think you are now???

But Elcot isn't part of Disney.

Elcot is "a hamlet in Berkshire, England, and part of the civil parish of Kintbury. It is also an internationally acclaimed tourism hotspot due to the presence of the Elcot Park Hotel."

Elcot is "a wholly owned Government of Tamil Nadu Undertaking, registered under the Indian Companies Act(1956). ELCOT is the nodal agency for Information and Communication Technology projects for the Government of Tamilnadu."

Elcot is "a Puzzled Penguin in the openSUSE Forums."

But Elcot is not part of Disney.

When we're walking in the vicinity of the Giant Ball of Siemens, I like to discuss with Mr. Syndrome how amazing it is that the ball looks so big but is actually so light and how cool it was when they rolled it in and easily lifted it into place. I always imagine SGs repeating that nonsense to their friends and neighbors as gospel.

Syndrome wrote:When we're walking in the vicinity of the Giant Ball of Siemens, I like to discuss with Mr. Syndrome how amazing it is that the ball looks so big but is actually so light and how cool it was when they rolled it in and easily lifted it into place. I always imagine SGs repeating that nonsense to their friends and neighbors as gospel.

I like it.

Maybe you could expand it, talking about how cool it is each night when they roll it into the SSLagoon at the end of Illumiinations...give them a deadline to know/figure out they're morons.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Sounds like she had a good time..

in fact, you COULD say she had a ball!

HIII-YOOO!

This thread just keeps getting better and better. I mean all you guys are on the ball... I mean on a roll...

Or you could go on about guessing how long it takes to inflate it every morning.
:D:

Lady Eeyore wrote:Or you could go on about guessing how long it takes to inflate it every morning.
:D:

Inflate it?

Noooooo!!
the just roll it to the lagoon, and then on a barge, where it is stored in its own hanger every night..

where the night crew cleans and polishes it...

and the next morning it is barged back...

then rolled into position.

they plug in the power...

and back to work!!!

hehehehhehe