Stupid Guest Tricks

turkeyham wrote:If Disney parks sold Dr. Pepper, what would the price be for a bottle?

My guess? $10.24

turkeyham wrote:If Disney parks sold Dr. Pepper, what would the price be for a bottle?

About tree-fifty.

My friend has a roach coach and sells the Dr. Pepper for $1.50. So, I would be guessing $3.50 for bottle in the park.

Here's one for Wombat. Wombat, could you please draw up and PM me some language to add to the end of this post so I can show it's NOT talking about you? I think that when you see what I am about to write, you'll do it at no charge.

How do you keep a lawyer* from drowning?

[spoiler]Shoot him before he hits the water[/spoiler]


*footnote coming soon

I've also heard "lift your foot off of his head." :D:
(My dad works at a law school, so I've heard several "lawyer jokes" from him and his colleagues...)

Big Wallaby wrote: [spoiler]Shoot him before he hits the water[/spoiler]

Can someone change the CSS for the site so that I can actually read those on Firefox on OS X? I currently have to copy/paste it somewhere else to read.

Big Wallaby wrote:Here's one for Wombat. Wombat, could you please draw up and PM me some language to add to the end of this post so I can show it's NOT talking about you? I think that when you see what I am about to write, you'll do it at no charge.

How do you keep a lawyer* from drowning?

[spoiler]Shoot him before he hits the water[/spoiler]


*footnote coming soon

Ah, that's an oldie but a goodie. I'm afraid I collect lawyer jokes, so any footnote I contribute would just be more of 'em. Such as:

Q: What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A:[spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]

Q: What do you have if you have a roomful of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
A:[spoiler]Not enough sand.[/spoiler]

A bus full of lawyers overturns out in the country, and when the sheriff arrives he finds a farmer just finishing burying the bodies with a bulldozer.

"Weren't there any survivors?" the Sheriff asks.

The farmer replies, [spoiler]"Oh, some of them said they were still alive. But you know how lawyers lie..."[/spoiler] :D:

kurtisnelson wrote:Can someone change the CSS for the site so that I can actually read those on Firefox on OS X? I currently have to copy/paste it somewhere else to read.

Preach on brotha!

kurtisnelson wrote:Can someone change Mac OS's so that I can actually use whatever hardware and software I want? I currently have to read the fine print before I download or buy anything to have any hope it will work.

Fixed. :D:

Note to Mac People: Flame On!

Clueless Troll wrote: Can someone change Mac OS's so that I can actually use whatever hardware and software I want? I currently have to read the fine print before I download or buy anything to have any hope it will work.

Your argument is flawed. I am using the hardware I want. I prefer the aesthetics offered by Apple vs. the various pc outfits. I also use the software I want. The platform is not at fault here.

I am hearing that the latest M$ patch is causing issues for some folks out there ;)