Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:Yesterday I was at my favorite watering-hole and tried to get my pitcher refilled,(for free of course),no way Jose.

You were at Alfie's Fri. & tried your free drink shtick again? :D: Give it up darph. They've told you no a 1000 xs. ;)

aww thanks guys for the luv and support its so nice to be around people who understand my pain lol <3 :p:

You could tell him to go to Holiday World in Santa Clause, Indiana, all the drinks there are free, it's kinda cool actually.

Lasolimu wrote:You could tell him to go to Holiday World in Santa Clause, Indiana, all the drinks there are free, it's kinda cool actually.

Free drinks are a great tool to have around stupid guests. Mr. Syndrome and I were once at some coaster enthusiast event at a rinky-dink park that had just opened a new coaster. As part of the enthusiast event, we got free drinks with our wristband. Waiting for the coaster, I kept getting bumped into by Idiot Boy in front of me. He was mabe 12 or 13 and didn't knock it off when I told him to...probably showing off for his friends, as he started doing it even more. Gee, what a shame...the next time he did it, he just happened to bump my arm which just happened to make it fly at him which just happened to dump my pop down his the front of his shirt. Idiot Boy didn't say a word, just left the line with his friends. Guess he didn't want to stand around the pop-wasting psycho any longer.

Main Streeter wrote:You were at Alfie's Fri. & tried your free drink shtick again? :D: Give it up darph. They've told you no a 1000 xs. ;)

Come on now,it was only 987xs. You,(digs out coaster),exaggerate sooooo much.

(note to self,never piss off syndrome)

Syndrome wrote:Free drinks are a great tool to have around stupid guests. Mr. Syndrome and I were once at some coaster enthusiast event at a rinky-dink park that had just opened a new coaster. As part of the enthusiast event, we got free drinks with our wristband. Waiting for the coaster, I kept getting bumped into by Idiot Boy in front of me. He was mabe 12 or 13 and didn't knock it off when I told him to...probably showing off for his friends, as he started doing it even more. Gee, what a shame...the next time he did it, he just happened to bump my arm which just happened to make it fly at him which just happened to dump my pop down his the front of his shirt. Idiot Boy didn't say a word, just left the line with his friends. Guess he didn't want to stand around the pop-wasting psycho any longer.

I can attest that it also works great in a movie theatre when someone keeps kicking the back of your chair. And when you stand up and turn in the dark, you can lose your balance!

those darn cheap plastic lids just wont stay on!!!

hehehehhehee

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I can attest that it also works great in a movie theatre when someone keeps kicking the back of your chair. And when you stand up and turn in the dark, you can lose your balance!

those darn cheap plastic lids just wont stay on!!!

hehehehhehee

Hate it when that happens! :twisted: :hysteria:

BRWombat wrote:Hate it when that happens! :twisted: :hysteria:

I hate it when lids and cups are too darned sturdy. When I clotheslined one Hellies brat at Gatorland last year, I was banking on the fact that my drink cup would disintegrate and give him a cold coffee drink shower at the same time. Then I could have laid into his idiot parents that they owed me a new one, since the little brat was flying down an incline right at me and surely I couldn't be expected to jump out of the way. He nailed himself good on my arm, but alas the cup held (unlike his balance). :twisted:

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I can attest that it also works great in a movie theatre when someone keeps kicking the back of your chair. And when you stand up and turn in the dark, you can lose your balance!

That or be with a friend who stands about 6' 12. I was in junior high and went to see a movie with Jon who was really tall. Some high school jerks sat down behind us and started kicking the backs of the seats. Jon asked them to stop, they called him a punk. They did it again and he stood up, grabbed the one seated behind him and told them one more time and we're going outside. They left rather quickly.

rebelrebel wrote:Love it, wonder if he had a long wait for Space Mountain :D:

By my best estimates[1], the approximate wait time for space mountain is 5 months 13 days from this point.

[1]Random internet "research." I have no clue when it will reopen; I'm a stupid guest.