Stupid Guest Tricks

GaTechGal wrote:So the first image that popped into my head was of the March Hare from Alice in Wonderland. Tried to copy a photo in, but alas, it was not to be.

What, you mean like this one?

:marchare:

Big Wallaby wrote:Feels really good to do this:

to from , :wallaby: and all the rest of us!

What he said! Welcome, Saint March! :D:

Thank you! thank you everyone! Yeah I'm now to posting here but Bru talks about you all so much, and I know she talks about me, so its really like we're old friends already. :)

I love the avatar because he is standing behind her, just like march stands behind Bru hehe.

When I was a kid i worked in a department store and when I came home everyday, I told my parents about the "Moron of the day", such as they guy who stood at my register 10 minutes accusing me of stealing his credit card and calling for the manager, as i implored him to check and see if i gave it to him.

Yeah... he finally looked, and it was in his wallet.....

So I should fit in fine here since I've been reporting on stiupid tricks since my very first job.....

I over heard this at work yesterday.

"Sir hold on." *very loud laughter*

Another employee: "What's up?"

"This guy goes, 'Charles, can I get your name please?'" and I ask him "You mean my last name?" and he goes "No, your first name."

Much more laughter ensues.

Welcome to our little world, Saint March. I'm so glad to "meet" you and I must say you do live up to your image which Bru was nice enough to share with me some time ago. You are indeed a prince and charming and just what Bru needs to help her navigate along life's path. We are praying for impovement in Bru's vision and we're so glad you are there to help her. Give her hugs from all of us.

P.S. It will be fun hearing your SC (stupid customer) stories if you want to share them with us.

Whazzup wrote:Welcome to our little world, Saint March. I'm so glad to "meet" you and I must say you do live up to your image which Bru was nice enough to share with me some time ago. You are indeed a prince and charming and just what Bru needs to help her navigate along life's path. We are praying for impovement in Bru's vision and we're so glad you are there to help her. Give her hugs from all of us.

P.S. It will be fun hearing your SC (stupid customer) stories if you want to share them with us.

Well ok, I'll start with a "stupid operator". I worked at a department store for a few weeks once after moving to be with Bru. I'll leave the name of this store to your imagination. Let's call it Tarlet.

Everyone here is required to wear a walky-talky while working, so they can communicate with other associates on the floor, and also so they can call for arial support if they get pinned down.

Well one day I clocked in, and went to the charging stand where the walkys are kept. They were all gone.

So, figuring the best thing to do was actually work, rather than sitting in the breakroom until a walky showed up, I left and went out to get work.

Well the "operator", aka the nasty old biddy on a power trip is trying to get a hold of an associate to answer a call or something (mind you, its not like I'm the ONLY person outt there. There are probably a dozen people working the floor). Well I don't answer because without a walky I don't know there is a call being made. The operator sees I'm on duty and hunts me down to ask why I did not answer the call. When i told her there were no walkys, she RIPS into me for breaking the rules about having a walky. I was wondering if I really SHOULD have just sat in the break room getting paid, since that apparently is preferable to actually working without a walky.

Bru and I moved a few days after that, and I cheerfully announced I was quitting at that time.

I don't think you did anything wrong. If broom hilda was that cranky, too bad. At work they require us to have radios. If you need more food or beverage, you can contact the correct person in charge. If you don't have one, then you run out of food and the SG become idiots of the world.

My police dispatcher teacher said I would never be good with radios. OK, why does she walk in my area as a fox and I am calling back to my crew for food. I looked at her and laughed at her.