I always loved one of the mic checks at AC.
"Ice... Ice... Icecicles.
Pop... Pop... Popsicles.
Test... Test... Testing 1, 2, 3."
Innuendo. The best ones are the ones you use and don't realize until after they're out of your mouth and you see the expression on the guests' faces.
Like the night I had a family on the platform, son was wearing Mardi Gras beads. Mom, dad, and sister were not wearing any. I counted the beads manually, and asked, "You didn't earn these, did you?"
I learned the meaning of rofl that night at Base Resort.