Stupid Guest Tricks

EpcotFan wrote:I could definitely go for a "double double". Unfortunately the closest one is about an 18 hour drive. :( But I did get one while I was in Anaheim last weekend. That will have to hold me for a few months (or longer).

Send me a round trip plane ticket and $300 so I can pack my suitcase with double doubles, lol.

I hope Space gets a single rider line for the refurb.

Me too. We used to have one when we had the FedEx Sponsorship, but it when away when we lost them. Don't really know why, but sometimes I really wish we had one.

I've never worked attractions at WDW but I can attest that guests go where they want to. Today I was working ODF at Studios at the Churro cart outside the Great Movie Ride. Well the lines there used to get ridiculous. So they thought to put in a simple cue line complete with an "Enter" & "Exit" sign, but not even that is strait forward enough.

Well, I just attempted to make an Ascii drawing of how the cart is set up to show how it wraps around and how the signs are placed so you have a chance to see the ice creame and soda before you get the the register. But people see the churros and think the line is only for churros and the ice creme people line up by the ice creme cart or reach in to help themselves even though when they reach in everything is on the opposite side of the cart. Similar problems happen with the drink cart. It's funny only the guys who come solely for the beer seem to follow the directions all the time.

Maybe God is trying to tell us to be sober less? I know that is what our managers blame on Epcot for having better ODF scores. Yup, it's all the guests at Epcot are happy drunks and all the guests at MK are high on Pixie Dust.

Rallots wrote:I've never worked attractions at WDW but I can attest that guests go where they want to. Today I was working ODF at Studios at the Churro cart outside the Great Movie Ride. Well the lines there used to get ridiculous. So they thought to put in a simple cue line complete with an "Enter" & "Exit" sign, but not even that is strait forward enough.

Well, I just attempted to make an Ascii drawing of how the cart is set up to show how it wraps around and how the signs are placed so you have a chance to see the ice creame and soda before you get the the register. But people see the churros and think the line is only for churros and the ice creme people line up by the ice creme cart or reach in to help themselves even though when they reach in everything is on the opposite side of the cart. Similar problems happen with the drink cart. It's funny only the guys who come solely for the beer seem to follow the directions all the time.

Maybe God is trying to tell us to be sober less? I know that is what our managers blame on Epcot for having better ODF scores. Yup, it's all the guests at Epcot are happy drunks and all the guests at MK are high on Pixie Dust.

Hmmmmmm, GOOD observation!!!

I say, sell RUM at POTC!!!!!

hehehe

you know it's time to find your glasses when the title looks like,
Do I go to McD's and tell you how to flic the boogers?

drcorey wrote:you know it's time to find your glasses when the title looks like,
Do I go to McD's and tell you how to flic the boogers?

Dude! That like, happens to me, like, all the time. I was once reading the Bible (can't remember what passage) and thought God had dropped the F-Bomb.

So glad I was wrong.

Time to look up the Wicked Bible in which the word "not" was forgotten in one of the Ten Commandments.

"Look, honey. I did it becaus the Bible said to." <turns to page> "See? 'Thou shalt commit adultery!'"

Big Wallaby wrote:Dude! That like, happens to me, like, all the time. I was once reading the Bible (can't remember what passage) and thought God had dropped the F-Bomb.

So glad I was wrong.

Time to look up the Wicked Bible in which the word "not" was forgotten in one of the Ten Commandments.

"Look, honey. I did it becaus the Bible said to." <turns to page> "See? 'Thou shalt commit adultery!'"

think thats bad, I found a passage in the bible where GOD tells you what type of shorts you should wear....

It even says, Who in the family makes the coffee too. hebrews....

drcorey wrote:It even says, Who in the family makes the coffee too. hebrews....

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

We should show that to the SG who are color blind and wear bad shades of clothing in the parks. I wonder if that would work on a rave day? Those SG are the worst dressers ever!