Stupid Guest Tricks

drcorey wrote: hmm, I can just see the headlines thou, robot cart full of food supplies runs over family of 4 at disney. family says they never heard it's voice warnings, sirens or flashing lights bearing down on them.

Maybe the addition of an alien abduction anal probe would get their attention?

hobie16 wrote:Maybe the addition of an alien abduction anal probe would get their attention?

heck, it you advertised it right, you could get THEM to pay extra for it!! hehehehehe

Rallots wrote:Hola everyone,

This is my first post here and I'm a little excited embarrassed to say I don't know where this post should go. I thought the best place would be "The dumbest thing you have ever seen a guest do!" but that topic has been derailed it seems. If this gets moved, oh well, here goes.

Wow, you are new -- every thread eventually goes off-topic here! It's one of the charms of the place that we don't get too uptight about stuff like that. I mean, seriously, we're what, half a day from your initial post, and already we're discussing the finer points of squirrels, Star Trek aliens, motorized barstools, and anal probes! This is the most ADD community anywhere on the web. (And we love it!)

So relax, enjoy, and...

to from :wallaby: and !!! :D: :D: :D:

Great first post!

BAck when carts did not have motors I watched a heavy cart coming out of Critter Country down hill at DLR. The CM of course was small and could barely control the cart as guests walked right in front of the cart.

Finally DLR has motors on the carts to help move them. I sometimes wondered why I had not heard of mangled guests who got runned over by a run away cart.

I use a scooter from parks and can tell you that people are so freaking rude. At the Matterhorn's west side is a path wide enough for 4 people. Lady in an ECV had her mate pushing a stroller next to her and the whole family was on turtle crawling slowness. They own the park and you have to wait until the herd moves.

BRWombat wrote:Wow, you are new -- every thread eventually goes off-topic here! It's one of the charms of the place that we don't get too uptight about stuff like that. I mean, seriously, we're what, half a day from your initial post, and already we're discussing the finer points of squirrels, Star Trek aliens, motorized barstools, and anal probes! This is the most ADD community on...

Sorry, I lost my concentration right about there. What were we saying?

Anyway, since it took us TWO PAGES to get to it, you get two of 'em, one from each of us!

to from and :wallaby: !!!

heard something on the radio the other night about an alpha run for a guest that had her ankle run over by a drink cart. Don't know how that one ended up, but I did hear a call for a transport unit a few minutes later.

Well my friend from Anamation Pocorn Cart, it tis I... The Doctor you speak of.

I am glad that you have made it to our family of deviants and degenerates... err.. i mean Disney Cast Members!!!


My friend I still owe you a GSF card from our last encounter and will get it to you as soon as i get back to your neck of the woods



The Doctor


P.S.

i have pancaked a sea gull on the EPCOT beam about 100 yards from The Seas with nemo.... which incidently i think the bird i hit was saying....

:mine: "mine.. mine.. mine.."

Doctor McKey wrote: i have pancaked a sea gull on the EPCOT beam about 100 yards from The Seas with nemo.... which incidently i think the bird i hit was saying....

:mine: "mine.. mine.. mine.."

I nearly 10-7ed a peacock at Busch Gardens Virginia when I was driving the train. Stupid bird literally came out of the bushes and ran across the track not more than twenty feet in front of me.

Fresh squab!

for what it's worth I'd throw myself in front of a cart for a lizard. All lizards are named Bob, and once you've named it, you get attached to it.