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Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:39 am
by turkeyham
I was watching the channel 9 news out here. Some lucky idiots broke into a truck and stole the truck filled with Jack Daniels RUM!! Grumpy Pirate, was this you??? ;)

Please tell me it was not you. ;)

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:56 am
by Lasolimu
turkeyham wrote:I was watching the channel 9 news out here. Some lucky idiots broke into a truck and stole the truck filled with Jack Daniels RUM!! Grumpy Pirate, was this you??? ;)

Please tell me it was not you. ;)
Are you telling a pirate to lie to you? You do know that they have no qualms about that don't you?

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:33 am
by glendalais
Hmm..you know, I've heard darph talking about this "beer" thing a few times.....

*ponders meaning*

:eek:

OH DEAR GOD! DARPH! THAT POOR MAN! *sobs*

:p:

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:21 am
by hobie16
turkeyham wrote:I was watching the channel 9 news out here. Some lucky idiots broke into a truck and stole the truck filled with Jack Daniels RUM!! Grumpy Pirate, was this you??? ;)

Please tell me it was not you. ;)
This was a surprise. Jack makes rum?!?!

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:33 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
turkeyham wrote:I was watching the channel 9 news out here. Some lucky idiots broke into a truck and stole the truck filled with Jack Daniels RUM!! Grumpy Pirate, was this you??? ;)

Please tell me it was not you. ;)
heheheheh

always go back to this creed:

"admit nothing,
Deny everything,
demand proof"

I was at ummm, the movies, yeah thats the ticket..with...Morgana Fairchild, yeah...she was stalking me....yeah and I let her take me to the movies....

hehehehe

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:02 am
by smart1hermione
CujoSR wrote:Men need to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a woman. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sex predators at parties and bars to induce male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually everywhere! It goes by the street name, "beer." All women have to do is buy a "beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics. Please forward this to everyone you know immediately!

crap. they're onto me.

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:06 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
smart1hermione wrote:crap. they're onto me.
So it was YOU!!!!!

AHAaaaaa!!!!


quick, somebody call the police...err bartender!!!!

hehehehehhe

RUM?

(non-alcoholic fer the kiddies!)

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:11 am
by drcorey
Great drinking song, from the game Redneck Rampage, by the Beat Farmers.
My Baby's Liquored Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-da4VV3EAk

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:14 pm
by Purpura
glendalais wrote:Hmm..you know, I've heard darph talking about this "beer" thing a few times.....

*ponders meaning*

:eek:

OH DEAR GOD! DARPH! THAT POOR MAN! *sobs*

:p:
*Purpura hugs Glendalais, and offers him some tissues."There there... It'll be alright... :D: (LOL)

Re: Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:20 pm
by DisneyMom
Purpura wrote:*Purpura hugs Glendalais, and offers him some tissues."There there... It'll be alright... :D: (LOL)
Shhhhh! That's what you use if no BEER is available! :p: