Stupid Guest Tricks

felinefan wrote:These kids today, I'm waiting for one of them to wash off all that gunk on their faces, only to find there's no face beneath it.... :twisted:

That could make a great horror film, makeup that erases faces.

Does anybody remember a little comedy-horror film back in the 70s called "Arnold"? It's about this rich guy who dies before his wedding, but the terms of his will state that the wedding will go on as planned. So the bride marries Arnold's corpse. But she's got a guy on the side, and while living in Arnold's mansion, there's the peeping portrait, the shower that crushes the bride/widow and her lover, one of Arnold's suits chokes his brother when he tries it on, and the bride/widow--likely before the shower scene--uses some cold cream Arnold had given her, only to discover it eats her face. The tagline was "Arnold's a scream!"

Lasolimu wrote:That could make a great horror film, makeup that erases faces.

Original batman?

Lasolimu wrote:That could make a great horror film, makeup that erases faces.

YES! YES! YES! :D: I shall use my magical powers to make that a reality. Off to the Camera! *runs to get filming supplies*

On the topic of cheerleaders, most I know (but not all) have to wear the skimpy, tight, hideous outfits, definately meant for other body types. Add that with the Dee Snyder make up, bad attitude, and wild behaviour, you have some definately twisted sisters....

Last year there was a computition in Austrilia. It had to be cancelled. The judges told the girls to put on clothes that covered their bodies. I am guessing their clothes were to skimpy.

I saw cheer leaders in the park last week and the make up was bad enough. If I were to wear make up that heavily, I would be an eye sore. I don't wear make up because it makes my skin break out.

so, you wear mentioning if they took off the make up and there was no face, that would be great. To remove the make up, they should use Mr. Clean Eraser! Once cleaned, pass it onto another girl. :twisted:

I just wonder why they have to wear all that competition style makeup and hair in the park anyway? Do they do it just to show off?

The opera company i'm with may take a trip down to the parks on one of our down days. But don't expect to see us prancing about with hair extentions and gypsy girl stage makeup.

Sarah Magdalene wrote:The opera company i'm with may take a trip down to the parks on one of our down days. But don't expect to see us prancing about with hair extentions and gypsy girl stage makeup.

Why not?!?!

Who wants to wear makeup to Disney anyhow? I mean... don't be a slob, but there are plenty of things there that are going to get your face wet. You're gonna get all smeared and looking like a member of Kiss or something.

8^P

Sarah Magdalene wrote:I just wonder why they have to wear all that competition style makeup and hair in the park anyway? Do they do it just to show off?

The opera company i'm with may take a trip down to the parks on one of our down days. But don't expect to see us prancing about with hair extentions and gypsy girl stage makeup.

i'm gonna have to go with Hobie on this one.

What not????


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