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Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:35 am
by Malpass93
Big Wallaby wrote:So there I was, riding with guests on a car of a Monorail going to work the platform at Epcot. Family gets talking, and the mom says, "After we arrive at Essot, we'll get off the tram, go on the dome ride, then Flyin', Mission to Mars, Fast Track and on the Canada Omnimax and the American Adventure Boat Ride where we'll get a Churro cake.
Why does this not surprise me, what with the absolute idiocracy nowadays. Some people could do with a brain.
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:55 am
by EmptyCinema
Hey BW, that reminds me.... do you know why there are holes in the monorail beam at the exit from the contemporary? I noticed there are about 4 large holes there straight through the beam.
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:21 am
by BRWombat
Big Wallaby wrote:So there I was, riding with guests on a car of a Monorail going to work the platform at Epcot. Family gets talking, and the mom says, "After we arrive at Essot, we'll get off the tram, go on the dome ride, then Flyin', Mission to Mars, Fast Track and on the Canada Omnimax and the American Adventure Boat Ride where we'll get a Churro cake." Thing is, they were looking at a map that had all the attraction names on it....
Wow, just... wow.
That sounds like something I'd make up just to get you riled up. I shouldn't be astonished any more at the depth of stupidity, but I am. (Who was it that said, "Make something idiot-proof and they'll just build a better idiot"? :rolleyes :)
EmptyCinema wrote:Hey BW, that reminds me.... do you know why there are holes in the monorail beam at the exit from the contemporary? I noticed there are about 4 large holes there straight through the beam.
I think it was from a Wayne Salinzky project gone wrong. (I was going to make a
Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:36 am
by gurgi
BRWombat wrote: (I was going to make a Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?
do we win a house full of popcorn if we do get the reference?
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:44 am
by ktulu
BRWombat wrote:
I think it was from a Wayne Salinzky project gone wrong. (I was going to make a Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?
Would this be the six-inch spike?
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:07 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
BRWombat wrote:Wow, just... wow.
That sounds like something I'd make up just to get you riled up. I shouldn't be astonished any more at the depth of stupidity, but I am. (Who was it that said, "Make something idiot-proof and they'll just build a better idiot"? :rolleyes :)
I think it was from a Wayne Salinzky project gone wrong. (I was going to make
a Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?
YEP.. lazing a stick of dynamite!!
hehehehehehe
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:02 pm
by BRWombat
gurgi wrote:do we win a house full of popcorn if we do get the reference?
ktulu wrote:Would this be the six-inch spike?
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:YEP.. lazing a stick of dynamite!!
hehehehehehe
I should learn not to underestimate you all...
The movie is full of wonderful lines. Some faves:
Chris:
Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!
Mitch:
You know, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris:
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch:
No...
Chris:
Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Lazlo:
How did you do?
Chris Knight:
How'd I do? I passed! But I failed! Yeah!
Lazlo:
Well then I'm happy and sad for you.
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:33 pm
by DisneyMom
ktulu wrote:Would this be the six-inch spike?
A girl has to have her standards, you know! :twisted:
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:40 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Kent:
"In was Hot and I was hungry!"
(and later)
"It IS God!!!"
Re: Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:53 pm
by scpergj
BRWombat wrote:Wow, just... wow.
That sounds like something I'd make up just to get you riled up. I shouldn't be astonished any more at the depth of stupidity, but I am. (Who was it that said, "Make something idiot-proof and they'll just build a better idiot"?
True dat!
As a programmer, you'd be amazed at how stoooopid people can get. In IT we say these people have an ID-10T problem! (yes...in front of them. The aren't smart enough to get it...)