Gotta keep in mind... They're not actually TRYING to piss me off...

[Malpass93]

So there I was, riding with guests on a car of a Monorail going to work the platform at Epcot. Family gets talking, and the mom says, "After we arrive at Essot, we'll get off the tram, go on the dome ride, then Flyin', Mission to Mars, Fast Track and on the Canada Omnimax and the American Adventure Boat Ride where we'll get a Churro cake.

Why does this not surprise me, what with the absolute idiocracy nowadays. Some people could do with a brain.

[EmptyCinema]

Hey BW, that reminds me.... do you know why there are holes in the monorail beam at the exit from the contemporary? I noticed there are about 4 large holes there straight through the beam.

[BRWombat]

So there I was, riding with guests on a car of a Monorail going to work the platform at Epcot. Family gets talking, and the mom says, "After we arrive at Essot, we'll get off the tram, go on the dome ride, then Flyin', Mission to Mars, Fast Track and on the Canada Omnimax and the American Adventure Boat Ride where we'll get a Churro cake." Thing is, they were looking at a map that had all the attraction names on it....

Wow, just... wow. That sounds like something I'd make up just to get you riled up. I shouldn't be astonished any more at the depth of stupidity, but I am. (Who was it that said, "Make something idiot-proof and they'll just build a better idiot"? :rolleyes :)

Hey BW, that reminds me.... do you know why there are holes in the monorail beam at the exit from the contemporary? I noticed there are about 4 large holes there straight through the beam.

I think it was from a Wayne Salinzky project gone wrong. (I was going to make a Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?

[gurgi]

(I was going to make a Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?

do we win a house full of popcorn if we do get the reference?

[ktulu]

I think it was from a Wayne Salinzky project gone wrong. (I was going to make a Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?

Would this be the six-inch spike?

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wow, just... wow. That sounds like something I'd make up just to get you riled up. I shouldn't be astonished any more at the depth of stupidity, but I am. (Who was it that said, "Make something idiot-proof and they'll just build a better idiot"? :rolleyes :)

I think it was from a Wayne Salinzky project gone wrong. (I was going to make a Real Genius reference, but would anyone here get it if I did?

YEP.. lazing a stick of dynamite!!

hehehehehehe

[BRWombat]

do we win a house full of popcorn if we do get the reference?

Would this be the six-inch spike?

YEP.. lazing a stick of dynamite!!

hehehehehehe

I should learn not to underestimate you all...

The movie is full of wonderful lines. Some faves:

Chris: Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

Mitch: You know, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Lazlo: How did you do?
Chris Knight: How'd I do? I passed! But I failed! Yeah!
Lazlo: Well then I'm happy and sad for you.

[DisneyMom]

Would this be the six-inch spike?

A girl has to have her standards, you know! :twisted:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Kent:

"In was Hot and I was hungry!"

(and later)

"It IS God!!!"

[scpergj]

Wow, just... wow. That sounds like something I'd make up just to get you riled up. I shouldn't be astonished any more at the depth of stupidity, but I am. (Who was it that said, "Make something idiot-proof and they'll just build a better idiot"?

True dat!

As a programmer, you'd be amazed at how stoooopid people can get. In IT we say these people have an ID-10T problem! (yes...in front of them. The aren't smart enough to get it...)