Stupid Guest Tricks

Twp women were having lunch. One lamented that the love had gone out of her long marriage. The other offered a suggestion on how to get it back. "Take the kids to your mother's for the night. Prepare a wonderful dinner with low lights, soft music and candles to set the mood. Ten minutes before he comes home from work, take off all your clothes, wrap yourself in cellophane, and meet him at the door."

At the appointed time she removes her clothes, wraps herself in cellophane, and waits at the door. Her husband walks in, looks at her, looks at the dining room table, looks back at her and says, "Does this mean we're having leftovers again?"