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Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:21 am
by hobie16
Remember when Dan Quayle was speaking at a American Bar Association meeting and he stated there should be fewer lawyers? Turns out he thought he was speaking to the American Medical Association.
Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:17 pm
by Tara_Lee3
Why don't Sharks ever eat Lawyers?
Professional Courtesy. :p:
Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:33 pm
by hobie16
Tara_Lee3 wrote:Why don't Sharks ever eat Lawyers?
Professional Courtesy. :p:
There's a long joke about a ship sinking but that's the essence of the punch line.
Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:30 pm
by Tara_Lee3
What's the difference between a catfish and a slimy-jerk-lawyer?
Well, one's a scum sucking bottom feeder...
...and the other's a fish.
Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:06 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
I wish I could repeat some of the jokes a couple of judges told me...and of course THEY are lawyers!!
too funny!!
Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:21 pm
by Ms. Matterhorn
And WHAT could possibly be stopping you? A RUM shortage?
Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:27 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Ms. Matterhorn wrote:And WHAT could possibly be stopping you? A RUM shortage?
Ummm, they are not jokes that I would post on an "open" discussion board.
even one as ... "open" minded as SGT!
some of the jokes would probably be taken seriously by some of the members of the SGT and take offense, even if there was none intended. Also I do not like the idea that young adults (children) might inadverntly see them.
hehehehehe
Re: The Pants Guy Is Back
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:31 pm
by Ms. Matterhorn
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
I know, that's an old one.