Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:55 pm
dncnman, you innocent child. us plaids have so much more power to do so much more evil. so once i have it all figuerd out how to put my evil mind into words, watch for my post...
Stupid Guest Tricks
Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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Your Last Day Wishes
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:47 pm
I Heart Tourbunny.
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:46 pm
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 12:25 am
So It's been a long time... Let's see here... Last day at what location:
Columbia: I'd climb the Mainmast with a huge box of cupcakes, sit on the crosstree and throw the cupcakes at unexpected guests down below.
Mark Twain: Blow the whistle all around the river... not that exciting, but fun!
Canoes: Figure out a way to attach the canoe to the back of the columbia and have them tote us around.
Mansion: Take the air horn from the boats and fire it inside teh graveyard
Space: Ride a rocket with my head in the floorboard and feet in the air
Monorail: Not to exciting... throw things from car 5... water balloons
Jungle: Dance naked with the natives, and then tell everyone to get the F out of my boat..
Tiki: Wear a bird suit and run around singing with the birds
Thunder: hm........ what would I do here... Ride in the locomotive.
Columbia: I'd climb the Mainmast with a huge box of cupcakes, sit on the crosstree and throw the cupcakes at unexpected guests down below.
Mark Twain: Blow the whistle all around the river... not that exciting, but fun!
Canoes: Figure out a way to attach the canoe to the back of the columbia and have them tote us around.
Mansion: Take the air horn from the boats and fire it inside teh graveyard
Space: Ride a rocket with my head in the floorboard and feet in the air
Monorail: Not to exciting... throw things from car 5... water balloons
Jungle: Dance naked with the natives, and then tell everyone to get the F out of my boat..
Tiki: Wear a bird suit and run around singing with the birds
Thunder: hm........ what would I do here... Ride in the locomotive.
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:40 pm
My last day will be coming up soon...I'm just waiting to get another job first before I put in my two weeks notice. :(
I'm in stores, so I don't know what what be so fun to do...I'll probably do nothing, but it'd be nice to give cranky or rude guests the COMPLETELY wrong directions to places and to tell the rude guests what I think of their rudeness. I'd like to do something with that repetitive dvd they play in Pioneer....like, put some other video up there or something....ah, I dunno.
I once worked at a video store and the owners were just complete idiots...so on my last day, I did what I always said I'd do....I put on the wackiest porno I could find...it was broadcast all over each tv screen we had up....Midget Sex in Hawaii....oh yes it was. I only did it because there were no kids around at that time of day...if there'd been children around, it wouldn't have worked, I wouldn't have done it. People were so completely shocked...the looks on the men's faces were lovely though
I'm in stores, so I don't know what what be so fun to do...I'll probably do nothing, but it'd be nice to give cranky or rude guests the COMPLETELY wrong directions to places and to tell the rude guests what I think of their rudeness. I'd like to do something with that repetitive dvd they play in Pioneer....like, put some other video up there or something....ah, I dunno.
I once worked at a video store and the owners were just complete idiots...so on my last day, I did what I always said I'd do....I put on the wackiest porno I could find...it was broadcast all over each tv screen we had up....Midget Sex in Hawaii....oh yes it was. I only did it because there were no kids around at that time of day...if there'd been children around, it wouldn't have worked, I wouldn't have done it. People were so completely shocked...the looks on the men's faces were lovely though
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:54 am
My last day was fairly uneventful. I had had the previous 6 days off, so they didn't even expect me to show. They scheduled an extra, so I spent the day wandering the Park saying goodbye to everybody.
I did, however, post my letter around the Park. If you haven't heard of it, I wrote a general letter to the Company expressing my disgust in the direction of the Park. I made 30 copies (on Company letterhead, using a Company copy machine, of course) and posted them in breakrooms around the Park.
I only heard negative reactions from two people, and one of them was the inspiration behind the letter to begin with.
I'll see if I can find a copy, if anyone's interested.
I did, however, post my letter around the Park. If you haven't heard of it, I wrote a general letter to the Company expressing my disgust in the direction of the Park. I made 30 copies (on Company letterhead, using a Company copy machine, of course) and posted them in breakrooms around the Park.
I only heard negative reactions from two people, and one of them was the inspiration behind the letter to begin with.
I'll see if I can find a copy, if anyone's interested.
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:20 pm
idk... I haven't really been able to think of anything good. Will prolly just bring in a water gun to squirt all the stupid guests. Not all that great, but fun! hmm... I wonder if water guns will work if you fill them with whipped cream *goes off to experiment*
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:15 pm
hehe being in merch I can play with the squeeze breezes all the time and randomly spray guests as I want to :twisted:
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:13 am
hehe... the ONLY good thing (ok, I can name a COUPLE more... but not many) about getting shifts in ODV is when you get to sell those mister fans... so fun to squirt unsuspecting guests. :twisted:DisneyPrincess wrote:hehe being in merch I can play with the squeeze breezes all the time and randomly spray guests as I want to :twisted:
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:23 pm
I heard once some woman got so morbidly offended when an ODV CM sprayed her son with a mister fan that she came back and dumped a cup of ice on the guy.SpaceRanger wrote:hehe... the ONLY good thing (ok, I can name a COUPLE more... but not many) about getting shifts in ODV is when you get to sell those mister fans... so fun to squirt unsuspecting guests. :twisted: