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Re: I Assure You, We're Open...

Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:56 am

hobie16 wrote:That means you're circling the block.
Sometimes, when you're driving a $500,000 45' Prevost motor coach in an urban area, it's better to make three lefts than a right. Right turns can be hard.


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Re: I Assure You, We're Open...

Post by hobie16 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:24 am

Big Wallaby wrote:Right turns can be hard.
Especially on the toes of pedestrians standing at the corner.


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:29 am

You should read "No Left Turns"

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Re: I Assure You, We're Open...

Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:32 pm

If you ever get on Safari 6, you might understand why I call it Zoolander. It can't turn left.


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Re: I Assure You, We're Open...

Post by BRWombat » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:29 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:If you ever get on Safari 6, you might understand why I call it Zoolander. It can't turn left.
Wow, just the opposite of NASCAR... :D:


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Re: I Assure You, We're Open...

Post by Cranbiz » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:38 pm

hobie16 wrote:Especially on the toes of pedestrians standing at the corner.
I aim for their toes at DTD. :D: :rolleyes: ;)

The SG's feel that they must stand right on the curb at BVD and Hotel Plaza Blvd when heading back to those offsite resorts.


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Re: I Assure You, We're Open...

Post by disneyaddict » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:48 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You should read "No Left Turns"

hehehehe


Hmm...if you ever get the chance, take a gander at Signspotting by Doug Lansky. It's just a bunch of pics of funny signs from around the world, but most of them are pretty good. :D:

There's one that says: "Reno, Left Lane. No Left Turn."


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