Stupid Guest Tricks

When qualifying on the range, I used to say "Kerpow" every time a sent one down range!

One of the other instructors got it!!

''GLUP! GLIK! SPLORP! SLOOPLE! CHOMPLE! GARK! SKLORSH! GLUK! KLOONG! KAPLAM! SPMAM! POONG! BOONG! KLOON! PLAM! FLADDAP! SLURK! GLUP! DRIPPLE BLIT. SHPLIPLE! DROOT! GLORT!''


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Ms. Matterhorn wrote:''GLUP! GLIK! SPLORP! SLOOPLE! CHOMPLE! GARK! SKLORSH! GLUK! KLOONG! KAPLAM! SPMAM! POONG! BOONG! KLOON! PLAM! FLADDAP! SLURK! GLUP! DRIPPLE BLIT. SHPLIPLE! DROOT! GLORT!''


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Sounds like Grumpy Pirate trying to communicate after he's hit the rum cask. :D:

Whazzup wrote:Sounds like Grumpy Pirate trying to communicate after he's hit the rum cask. :D:

It's obvious that I was ordering more RUM for me 'an me crew!!!!


hehehehe

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:''GLUP! GLIK! SPLORP! SLOOPLE! CHOMPLE! GARK! SKLORSH! GLUK! KLOONG! KAPLAM! SPMAM! POONG! BOONG! KLOON! PLAM! FLADDAP! SLURK! GLUP! DRIPPLE BLIT. SHPLIPLE! DROOT! GLORT!''


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Dinner time at the cranbiz household??

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:''GLUP! GLIK! SPLORP! SLOOPLE! CHOMPLE! GARK! SKLORSH! GLUK! KLOONG! KAPLAM! SPMAM! POONG! BOONG! KLOON! PLAM! FLADDAP! SLURK! GLUP! DRIPPLE BLIT. SHPLIPLE! DROOT! GLORT!''


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Whazzup wrote:Sounds like Grumpy Pirate trying to communicate after he's hit the rum cask. :D:

I agree. Too much rum leads to :elephant1 s and a bunch of funny sound effects that are a riot to try to read out loud.

Also, Hi Ms. Matterhorn!

I didn't write it down, but I found a site of Don Martin art, including his most famous MAD stuff--I think it's http://www.donmartinarchives.com . If not, just do a search for Don Martin.

felinefan wrote:I didn't write it down, but I found a site of Don Martin art, including his most famous MAD stuff--I think it's http://www.donmartinarchives.com . If not, just do a search for Don Martin.

here is a dictionary of the sounds. http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/index-dmd.html

AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN
Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask

BARF BARF
Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet

here are some of his animated shorts

http://www.tomrichmond.com/blog/?p=787

Canuikstan wrote:here are some of his animated shorts

I had animated shorts. Someone put some chili powder in them.