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Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:11 pm
by hobie16
svickersart wrote:Tell him your a devil worshipper and you have to party on sundays to honor you diety and since we all get freedom of religion he cant bitch about it. Thats what hes claiming anyway.
Become a witch and practice in your back yard all night Saturday night and throw it in his face.
Or if you want more mainstream go Jewish and tell him he has to be quiet on Saturdays.
Or Muslem and go for Fridays, blow the prayer horn 5 times a day, he will probably get pissed just because of the religion not to mention the annoyance.
Steve
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just might!!
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:25 pm
by NessaMcTastic
How about you tell him that your day of rest is every day that ends with a y.
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:32 pm
by Figment76
hobie16 wrote:Thanks! Does that mean their work week is Sunday to Thursday?
It sure does. Good luck dealing with your wingnut.
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:43 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
You could always form your own religion that requires you to fire off a cannon every few hours to honor the fallen sailors lost at sea!
They have some really neat carbide cannons that are realy loud!
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:45 pm
by dancinghomer
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You could always form your own religion that requires you to fire off a cannon every few hours to honor the fallen sailors lost at sea!
They have some really neat carbide cannons that are realy loud!
And it has to be a precise location from the water....which just happens to be 5 feet from his bedroom window.
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:45 pm
by hobie16
Figment76 wrote:It sure does. Good luck dealing with your wingnut.
I've already hit him with the Jewish Sabbath. The three stars should really tighten his spintcher. If that doesn't do it I'll throw in the Muslim work week. I'll probably get called a terrorist. :D:
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:48 pm
by hobie16
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You could always form your own religion that requires you to fire off a cannon every few hours to honor the fallen sailors lost at sea!
They have some really neat carbide cannons that are realy loud!
dancinghomer wrote:And it has to be a precise location from the water....which just happens to be 5 feet from his bedroom window.
This gets better and better!! :D: :twisted: :D: :twisted:
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:28 am
by DisneyMom
You could channel Achmed the Dead Terrorist..... :achmed:
Call him "Infidel" at every chance....If he says anything to you, yell, "Silence!!!!!!! I Kill You!!!!!" :twisted:
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:33 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
DisneyMom wrote:You could channel Achmed the Dead Terrorist..... :achmed:
Call him "Infidel" at every chance....If he says anything to you, yell, "Silence!!!!!!! I Kill You!!!!!" :twisted:
That, coupled with his connection with small craft might get him a visit from...those guys!!!
I do like the Idea of Scientology, then you could claim that ALL days were sacred to you!!
And threaten to have Tom Cruise come over and jump on his couch!
hehehehe
Re: Absoutely Nothing To Do With Disney But...
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:51 am
by Figment76
hobie16 wrote:I'll probably get called a terrorist. :D:
In that case, this weekend, be sure to hang a British flag outside your house and insist that the War of American Rebellion was wrong. Just to really mess with his head. :twisted: