Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:In the side of the offending SG? ;)

I would have said the ear. :twisted:

hobie16 wrote:I would have said the ear. :twisted:

Naw, wouldn't do any damage there. A Deliberate SG (as opposed to the occasional "senior moment") has their "brains" (and I use that term very broadly as they are not brains as I recognize them) protected under thick fat padding in the posterior region. So a fork in the ear will only increase the whistle of air flowing through. But a kick in the a$$ has some chance of causing shock waves through the fat to the scene of all SG thinking processes.

Randy

Randy B wrote:Naw, wouldn't do any damage there. A Deliberate SG (as opposed to the occasional "senior moment") has their "brains" (and I use that term very broadly as they are not brains as I recognize them) protected under thick fat padding in the posterior region. So a fork in the ear will only increase the whistle of air flowing through. But a kick in the a$$ has some chance of causing shock waves through the fat to the scene of all SG thinking processes.

Randy

I'd look at it as applying a mental floss probe.

Randy B wrote:Naw, wouldn't do any damage there. A Deliberate SG (as opposed to the occasional "senior moment") has their "brains" (and I use that term very broadly as they are not brains as I recognize them) protected under thick fat padding in the posterior region. So a fork in the ear will only increase the whistle of air flowing through. But a kick in the a$$ has some chance of causing shock waves through the fat to the scene of all SG thinking processes.

Randy

But, an increase in the whistling of air flowing through the head might give you advance warning, allowing you time to brainstorm better ways of dealing with said SG.

dancinghomer wrote:But, an increase in the whistling of air flowing through the head might give you advance warning, allowing you time to brainstorm better ways of dealing with said SG.

Come to think of it, if said SG had large, floppy ears and a slight restriction, the wind whistling through might make a "bronks cheer" noise instead of a whistle. Maybe thats what I have heard in the HM stretching room or in various lines from time to time. An SG cheer.

Randy

Jeebus people. Work inspires such violent thoughts in you people.

smart1hermione wrote:i love that logic.

"what is the correct placement of an oyster fork?"

Umm, in the butt, bob.

(My omage to the newlywed game!)

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Umm, in the butt, bob.

(My omage to the newlywed game!)

I remember that one from one of those blooper shows. Its even funnier when you know what the question was. :D: :twisted:

Randy

One of the dangers of piercing a SG's head with any sharp object is that the vacuum inside the head would cause the SG's head to explode, possibly injuring the CM with said sharp object.

felinefan wrote:One of the dangers of piercing a SG's head with any sharp object is that the vacuum inside the head would cause the SG's head to explode, possibly injuring the CM with said sharp object.

Naw. A vacuum would cause the head to implode and suck the CM into the vast empty void. Maybe we have inadvertanly discovered the cause of SGs. Their heads contain a small black hole that sucks every thought into another dimension!

Randy