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Randy B
- In our Memory

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- Location: Champaign, IL
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by Randy B » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:26 am
Notatourist wrote:You knew it had to happen and I'm in a silly enough mood to do this so....
From the "Ever Growing List of Questions...." Thread
Here's the first five answers....
1.) Where can I get a sewn patch from the Reedy Creek Fire Department?
JoAnn's Fabrics. Problem is you have to make it.
2) Do you have a screwdriver?
A sonic one. Some guy in a Phone Box gave it to me.
3) Can you convert Canadian currency for me?
Sure, what religion does it want to be?
4) Why are the lights dim?
It's night.
5) Is this a penny?
Nope, it's a quarter.
NEXT!
Actually I think the answer to #4 is:
The lights aren't dim, you're wearing dark sunglasses. (meanwhile thinking "the lights aren't dim, you are") :D:
Randy
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Natural Selection Fan
- Regular Guest

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- Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:52 am
- Location: breakdown land
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by Natural Selection Fan » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:55 am
109) Q: Why is this ride CLOSED? We ran all the way from the other
side of the park!!
A: Well that wasn't very smart, WAS IT???
132) Q: Where is that thing that goes around and around?
A: Outside the gate. 50 yards to the right.
174) Q: Where is the pin release today?
A: Outside the gate. 50 yards to the right.
If you ever stop and ask yourself: "How do they dress themselves?"
Congratulations and welcome to my world.