Stupid Guest Tricks

Shorty82 wrote:The spork is God's gift to women?

Kinda shows the lowered expectations that they have!!

really afraid that they THOUGHT it was something else!!!

mechurchlady wrote:Actually the women go to the island and the dudes do the housework, run errands and take care of the kids.

In an ideal world the women and children would live in villages and the men would all be members of nomadic biker gangs. The men would ride into a village, get drunk and have their way with the women, mow the lawn, perform house repairs, and ride on to the next village.

They would actually mow the lawn and repair things without being told? Yeah like that's gonna happen.

vixen101485 wrote:They would actually mow the lawn and repair things without being told? Yeah like that's gonna happen.

I said it was an ideal world. You can't have everything.

vixen101485 wrote:They would actually mow the lawn and repair things without being told? Yeah like that's gonna happen.

jeeez, whadda want fer a one night stand? or a coffee table for that matter!

ROFL Shorty, it DOES look like a Spork! ROFLMAO

Guys, thank your lucky stars you are male.

February wrote:ROFL Shorty, it DOES look like a Spork! ROFLMAO

Guys, thank your lucky stars you are male.

That's because it is a spork! Look at the name of it.

Shorty82 wrote:That's because it is a spork! Look at the name of it.

That, and I DONT think that they put TEETH on what you thought it was!!

hobie16 wrote:In an ideal world the women and children would live in villages and the men would all be members of nomadic biker gangs. The men would ride into a village, get drunk and have their way with the women, mow the lawn, perform house repairs, and ride on to the next village.

Hmmmmm, that would have been preferable to the antics of my ex-husband.....at least the Nomadic Biker Gangs have the decency to leave after
they are no longer useful!
(as some of you know, I am HAPPILY remarried :) )

It's posts like this that make me glad I've already gone through the change. Once at Knott's I was in the bathroom and a guest asked me if I had a tampon for her daughter. The bathrooms didn't have the machines. I had to direct her to First Aid, because I told her I didn't carry them anymore. Yeah, I guess the hair color keeps the gray well-hidden, but the lighting in there must've kept her from seeing the creases on my face....