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by Theme Park Where » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:47 am
I toured Europe in a musical show many years ago. One of my responsibilities was to travel ahead of the cast and prepare the venue. I was in Denmark with the cast when I got my "marching orders" to return to Belgium to set up our last Europe show. They had booked us on the train. We ended up in beautiful private berths, with breakfast served in the morning and our own personal valet. I suspect our cast manager didn't know what he was purchasing when he bought the tickets, but I certainly wasn't going to complain!
A few weeks earlier, on our holiday break, I had been visiting a friend and his family in Poland. We had to meet up with the cast in Copenhagen after the break. We ended up on a series of trains and ferries, in steerage, for about 2 days as we made our way across Poland. By the time we got to the coast, and our ferry, we were silly from exhaustion. There were by that time about five or six of us from the show, the others having caught up with us in their own travels to Copenhagen. We ended up in a seating berth with a young Polish couple. Being giddy, we began doing tongue twisters from our own languages (we had a couple of us from the US, the polish guy, a guy from Mexico, a young Swiss lady, and a young man from Japan in our group by that time). It became a contest of, "oh yeah, well can you say THIS?!" Eventually, the young couple got tired of us and stormed out of the berth.
Getting TO Poland from Germany at the beginning of the holiday break was an even bigger adventure. We got on the train at 10pm in Germany, and found that it was packed with Russian and Polish students returning home for Christmas. All of the seats were booked. My friend spoke Polish but I didn't. He managed to find a pair of seats where the confirmed passenger wasn't getting on until Berlin, a few stops later. He secured them for us. We reached Berlin in the middle of the night, and my friend went to see if the couple were getting on, forcing us to vacate the seats. He had been chatting with the others in the berth, and I think he was annoying the older lady sitting next to him. Another couple poked their heads into the berth and asked something in Polish. The woman answered and the lady sat in my friend's seat. When he came back, he told me in English that the couple hadn't shown up, said something in Polish to the older lady, then explained that he was giving up his seat to the other lady and would go stand in the aisle with the dozens of other Polish and Russian students who were standing shoulder to shoulder on the overcrowded train. That left me as the only non-language speaker in the berth when we crossed the border into Poland. Although communism had recently fallen in that region, it was still a tense situation going over the border, and the train fell silent when we stopped for the passport check. It was kind of scary not knowing what was going on. Apparently there were no problems, and we were on our way shortly. We arrived in Warsaw early morning and our train to my friend's town didn't leave until later in the evening, and being without any Polish money, we ended up sitting on the floor of the train station, in December, with all the Russian and Polish students, waiting for the train. We had packed a lunch, but had no dinner and didn't want to leave the station to find any. It was a long day! Luckily, the next train wasn't nearly as full, and we easily found seats. My friend chatted with our berthmates, while I stretched out on the opposite bench and fell asleep. I woke up to find him asleep on the other bench, and us alone in the berth. I began to worry about recognizing the name of his town in Polish if he didn't wake up before we got there! Fortunately, he did wake up in time to get me up, and we ended up at his parent's house at 2am!
I've done a few cross-country train trips in the US, but none as memorable as my Polish rendetion of "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" (um, without the planes or automobiles!)
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