Stupid Guest Tricks

drcorey wrote:sign on ticket booth: your IQ must be this high to enter here...

Would that be before or after the mandatory 20 point lost as you walk through the turnstiles? :p:

glendalais wrote:Would that be before or after the mandatory 20 point lost as you walk through the turnstiles? :p:

Are you sure its just 20 points?, seems like some of the stories show a drop of at lease sixty or seventy points.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Are you sure its just 20 points?, seems like some of the stories show a drop of at lease sixty or seventy points.

True but some of those may have been from folks that only had 40 to begin with.

Randy

Randy B wrote:True but some of those may have been from folks that only had 40 to begin with.

Randy

wow, sucks to be them!! (or their families!)

Can we sign something allowing other guests to drop kick asshats like this across the park?

Planner wrote:Can we sign something allowing other guests to drop kick asshats like this across the park?

I'll sign that one.

Planner wrote:Can we sign something allowing other guests to drop kick asshats like this across the park?

I would second that!!! In fact, I would sign up for the duty for those that might not be up to it.., a proxie if you will!!!

TowerTimmy wrote:When I worked at an attraction on the other side of the park, a guy actually came up to me asking "is there a paper I can sign, saying it's ok for him to ride?"

You'd be amazed (or not) at how many people ask me the same question: "Isn't there a disclaimer or something I can sign?" Nope. The reason: legally it would carry no weight, as the SG could later claim that they were pressured into signing it (as the CMs were denying their children entry otherwise).

ThunderCat wrote:You'd be amazed (or not) at how many people ask me the same question: "Isn't there a disclaimer or something I can sign?" Nope. The reason: legally it would carry no weight, as the SG could later claim that they were pressured into signing it (as the CMs were denying their children entry otherwise).

They should come up with one that says in the fine print: "I am sooo stupid that I am willing to endanger myself or members of my family, so please eject me immediately and never let me come back!"

Then once they sign it and shown I.D., have security give them a free ride to the main enterence for a wave of Bu BYE!!

The sad thing is that the people with really low IQs are usually the ones who can follow the directions the best. At ToT we have a couple of mentally retarded (if that's not proper you can bite me) APs that come in all the time and they are avid about following the rules, they buckle in right away, they stay behind the yellow lines and I've even seen them tell other people they're doing it wrong.