Stupid Guest Tricks

drcorey wrote:aren't zebras herbvivores? and giraffes?
hmm, and some girl I knew once too.

But the lions aren't herbivores! The only problem is that there are a number of hidden barriers to keep the lions and guests separated so the meat trick wouldn't work.

Randy B wrote:SG: Are all the animals on the safari real?

SGTer: Well, the ones outside the truck are, but I am not so sure about some of the animals driving and riding in the trucks. :D:

(and that also gets you off the hook for Little Red as he is "riding" in a truck.)

Randy

Ba dump dump dump!!!
very punny!

susislicker wrote:Or tell him to take a swim with the crocs to see if they are real and then drive far enough away til the rest of the guests don't hear him scream anymore! :twisted:
susi
oh and Wallaby, tell them about the *other*thread there too, that I found! ;)
That is a great board....especially if Big Wallaby endorses it!

You could tell them its a special magic "steve irwin" memorial feature, especially for them!!

drcorey wrote:aren't zebras herbvivores? and giraffes?
hmm, and some girl I knew once too.

I think I met her once in Hong Kong!!

She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone!

Actually, I myself am an herbivore. That's why I get along so well with the giraffes and elephants (my two favorite African animals...)

Speaking of Africa, for those who've not heard yet, fighting broke out yesterday in Nairobi (capitol of Kenya) after the announcement of questionable election results. Please join me in good hopes, wishes and prayers for the people of this generally very civilized and wonderful country as well as International and NGO workers in the area.

Kwahati wrote:She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone!

Actually, I myself am an herbivore. That's why I get along so well with the giraffes and elephants (my two favorite African animals...)

Speaking of Africa, for those who've not heard yet, fighting broke out yesterday in Nairobi (capitol of Kenya) after the announcement of questionable election results. Please join me in good hopes, wishes and prayers for the people of this generally very civilized and wonderful country as well as International and NGO workers in the area.

Ba dum dum dump! (We need a rimshot icon!)

Nothing good can transpire on the fighting, I would almost bet a diet coke that a civil war is about to happen there (again)

I, too, have some friends in Kenya. Hopes and prayers for their safety.

Big Wallaby wrote:I, too, have some friends in Kenya. Hopes and prayers for their safety.

That is just becomeing a nightmare, how can people live in a constant turmoil. Very sad!

(I wonder if that will be the new crusade for the next president, send troops to restore order?)

People have asked me a similar question at my job. But it's usual if the dinosaurs are real, or the reptiles! I have had some guests convinced that our Binturong was stuffed....um...sure.

CycloneMan wrote:People have asked me a similar question at my job. But it's usual if the dinosaurs are real, or the reptiles! I have had some guests convinced that our Binturong was stuffed....um...sure.

Someone thinks they are real?? I hope they are under the age of 12 when they ask that!