Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:The only time I swear is when I get tired, and then I swear like a sailor, but that's only under my breath, unless I know that kids are not around.

While it doesn't offend me to hear it, I've never done it with anyone but my closest friends, and then they know something's up to get me to speak in such unsavory fashion. When I am tired and in a professional situation, I make strange cracks but don't swear. So the verdict is in: I am able to control it, but when tired enough I just don't care to.

I make some of my best jokes when I haven't slept in 24+ hours...

Kwahati wrote:Yeah, certain injuries just require a four letter expletive. When I blew out my knee, or the time I broke three toes (all at once) simply saying "Oh my! That really is quite painful!" just doesn't seem to do the situation justice.

I use four letter words in lots of other situations also, but I think it's important to be able to differentiate between when it's appropriate, or at least acceptable, versus when you're in a family environment. On my last trip to WDW, my bank screwed me up one night by contacting me to see if my card had been stolen when I was purchasing a painting. The thing is, the call got disconnected when they were asking me to prove who I was. Instead of calling me back, they simply canceled my card and nearly ruined my vacation. I found a nice quiet place in Epcot away from any "innocent bystanders" and then gave a nice customer-service rep a four-letter word laden tongue lashing... Sometimes it's necessary to get your point across. :D:

Whazzup wrote:Dang, I wish!!! Nope, just wondering if you have to put up with humongous crowds this week. I guess you have one advantage, you can only load so many people in your vehicle, and you don't have to stand there and listen to them gripe when there's no more room and they have to wait for the next truck to come along.

Cranbiz wrote:I'm guessing that the spiel for KSR does not include "If you can see the floor, there is room for more" and "Please move as far back as possible and fill in all available spaces" or " Please move closer together and make a new friend and please don't worry if you smell bad, everyone's underarm deoderant stopped working four hours ago"