Stupid Guest Tricks

CMGUY89 wrote:Yeah, I only got 6 hours on the 28th and 29th with no EHH to pick up. I put in extra request for New Year's saying I am willing to work a double both days. (I must be a glutton for punishment!) As much I as I dislike the Land I will be really happy to have my ugly polo back. It's my first attraction, it will always be special ;) . Luckily both of my shifts so far aren't until like 3 so that means I can run around and ride some ridesHEHE!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! They are attractions, Landboy! ;) They have rides at Six Flags!!!!!! I know it is petty, but I hate when I hear them called rides. Walt must be spinning at a million rpms a second now. He made sure they were always called attractions!!!!!!!! I am not getting on YOUR case, just a twitch :twitch: I get when I hear the word ride, reminds me of DCA's Paradise Pier, what a waste of Disney property.
susi*NEVER, EVER, call Disney Attractions, that r word......*slicker

Sorry Susi, I forgot. I am not used to being around actual Disney people who call them attractions. I have to "dumb" myself down for a lot of people to understand what I do. ;)

Mr. Toad's Wild Attraction could be raunchy. Better stick with "Ride". :p:


Glad you got it figured out, CMGUY. I'll be by shortly after you arrive to bug you. I'll figure out a completely over-the-top question to ask you.

How about:
"Are all of those plants real?"
"Are those animatronic alligators and lab workers?"
"Did the lettuce grow like a mickey head all by itself?"

My personal favorite when I am at Video Monitor watching boats go by people can see me. (I am right in front of them) "Look at that! They put a robot back there to make us think we are being watched!"
Then I spiel to keep hands inside the boat. and people are like "Where did that come from?"

You should do "robot" moves and do something rude!! "Hey the robot flipped me off!"

Nah, they could trace where that "robot" is much too well.

Otherwise, I'd be all over it when they get nasty!

You must be better looking than I, for they wouldn't think it was a robot back there! Hey, there's a robo... Nope, he's real. Too fat and ugly to be manmade! :p:

Well, DW says I have a rugged look, but its starting to get a little grey in my moustache and a few "streaks" in my hair!! (Still have HAIR!!)

Consider yourself lucky.

I shave my head because I don't want to have to deal with the baldness.

As much as it seems like a contradiction, it works for me.

Don't you just hate it when, for every hair you lose on your head, two grow on your ears?

Big Wallaby wrote:Consider yourself lucky.

I shave my head because I don't want to have to deal with the baldness.

As much as it seems like a contradiction, it works for me.

I waiting for that! Both father and grandfather were Bald, so its a matter of time.....

When that happens, I do what your doing!