The Cast Member will always win

[Princess Susi]

I am just lovin' these stories! Maybe I can find some guests who are being jags at Christmas and exact a revenge for the CMs so they won't get in trouble. I probably would enjoy doing it too much though, as I hate people. You all know that, right?

HeeHeeHee :hysteria:

"I love Humanity, It's people I can't stand!" Thank you Charles Schultz of "Peanuts" fame.
susi*really does despise the human race, subspecies: SssssssGeeeeee*slicker

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

If we could all just slap one SG a day.. think of the good it would do!!!!

[CMGUY89]

I was working at Muppets, parking strollers (back in the good old days when we had a greeter). I had just lined the strollers up neatly, leaving plenty of obvious space for new strollers. It was nearly time for me to bump off the clock and go home. A guest approached with a Disney stroller, which they proceded to park in an area not only away from the stroller parking area, but so they were blocking a guest and cast member path. They then saw me there, saw the stroller parking area, looked at me like "so, what are you going to do about it?" and walked into the attraction. I got my bump just at that time. So, I parked their stroller for them. At Star Tours! It was the end of the night and the greeter position was always dumped at that time too, so they had no one to ask when they couldn't find it. Sadly, I felt guilty after I did it, since they probably just helped themselves to some other poor guest's stroller rather than searching for their own.

Phew! I'm glad I'm not the first person to "reposition" a stroller. I was afraid ya'll would think that was too mean.

If we could all just slap one SG a day.. think of the good it would do!!!!

There is nothing wrong with a healthy level of fear...nuns do it all the time. We could consider it a magical moment!

[Eeyore Tattoo]

When I arrive Friday what can I do to make your day total Hell?????????? :twisted:
Just kidding.. :hysteria:
I will try to be a good guest :D:
Deb

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Phew! I'm glad I'm not the first person to "reposition" a stroller. I was afraid ya'll would think that was too mean.

There is nothing wrong with a healthy level of fear...nuns do it all the time. We could consider it a magical moment!

Wouldn't it be more along the lines of having "an enhanced experience" to help them enjoy the magic with a better baseline reference?

[hobie16]

If we could all just slap one SG a day.. think of the good it would do!!!!

If women knew what men were thinking they'd be slapping us all the time. It might work on SGs. Plus, it'll keep them on their toes.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Then we'll have to start using an alcohol based after shave to tighten up the skin!!

[CMGUY89]

When I arrive Friday what can I do to make your day total Hell?????????? :twisted:
Deb

Wellllllll......
You could ask us dumb questions...
Complain that the lines are too long...
Call Test Track Fast Track, then use Fast Track to refer to Fastpass
Ask "Is this a ride?"
Not read any signs or maps
Smoke everywhere
Puke everywhere...
Complain about rides breaking down
Leave dirty diapers everywhere...
Swear at us...
Tell us how to do our jobs...
Tell us how easy our jobs are...
Then complain about how expensive everything is.

Then I'll ask you again how many are in your party and put you on the damn boat.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wellllllll......
You could ask us dumb questions...
Complain that the lines are too long...
Call Test Track Fast Track, then use Fast Track to refer to Fastpass
Ask "Is this a ride?"
Not read any signs or maps
Smoke everywhere
Puke everywhere...
Complain about rides breaking down
Leave dirty diapers everywhere...
Swear at us...
Tell us how to do our jobs...
Tell us how easy our jobs are...
Then complain about how expensive everything is.

Then I'll ask you again how many are in your party and put you on the damn boat.

You forgot to add: "With a big smile!!"

[Tara_Lee3]

[Quote=GRUMPY PIRATE]If we could all just slap one SG a day.. think of the good it would do!!!!
There is nothing wrong with a healthy level of fear...nuns do it all the time. We could consider it a magical moment![/quote]It would certainly be magical for me! :smack:

Reminds me of a civics assignment in Highschool, we had to design our own "perfect imaginary society." One guy in class said he'd have a law that everyone gets one free Murder.. "think about it," he said, "everyone would be super polite to everyone else 'cause you don't know if they've used theirs yet...."

Sounds promising.