Stupid Guest Tricks

Eeyore Tattoo wrote:I think you should have gone up to her plate of food and put your hands in it.
Deb

Then take a bite, go 'ewwww' and spit it back onto their plate.

ktulu wrote:Then take a bite, go 'ewwww' and spit it back onto their plate.

I could have always done my "fake ralph" Take a swig from your water bottle, hold it, then with great cermoney, "ralph" it when necessary! DW gets upset when I do it!!

(taught grand kids how to do it!!)

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:(taught grand kids how to do it!!)

The legacy must be passed on. Kinda like the horn on the ever-so historically correct Beowulf movie. On the count of three, everyone say "artistic license"?

But then, I am not completely complaining, as Angelina Jolie was rather hot in that role.

Eeyore Tattoo wrote:I think you should have gone up to her plate of food and put your hands in it.
Deb

I would have, but the kid would probably have bit me!! (I'm pretty good and judging people quickly!!)

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I would have, but the kid would probably have bit me!! (I'm pretty good and judging people quickly!!)

One of the advantages of being a smoker. I could very easily pull a smoke out of my pocket and crush it into their food (unlit and unused, but the idea gets across). And when the complaint happens I can reply "if your child can share their germs with me I can share my bad habits with them". :D:

Randy

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I could have always done my "fake ralph" Take a swig from your water bottle, hold it, then with great cermoney, "ralph" it when necessary! DW gets upset when I do it!!

(taught grand kids how to do it!!)

We must NEVER use the term Ralph for puke, hubby would take umbrage at that (Hey the English Major is using big words this morning! LOL). You must use terms like gack, vomit, puke, hurl, blow chunks, code bleah, :ewww: , , :puke2: , practice emesis, (LOL), pray to the porcelain God, and I know I am missing some and I have all assurance that y'all at THIS site will know more colorful euphemisms for that nasty act of losing one's lunch.
susi* :barf: *slicker

I thought the appropriate Disney Term was "Code V".... :p:

DisneyMom wrote:I thought the appropriate Disney Term was "Code V".... :p:

Code Bleah was from when ralphie was in the hospital...There were other nice terms as well, like *code brown* ....

susislicker wrote:Code Bleah was from when ralphie was in the hospital...There were other nice terms as well, like *code brown* ....

HAHAHAHAHA! You really are a professional when you know about "Code Brown"! :D:

Does that make me a professional?

If I heard that in the hospital, I'd wince.