Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:All ready took the test. according to that, I have been dead many many years now!! Arrrrhhhhhhh!!!

Oh, so they should feature you in the next PoTC movie.

Big Wallaby wrote:Oh, so they should feature you in the next PoTC movie.

Hmmmmm never thought of that angle!! "I'm ready for my close up, CB"

Yes! Yes! I'm seeing it!

Okay!! where my trailer!! (don't tell me, Ft Wilderness, right?)

Your trailer is in one of the parks out on 192.

Back OT, I'll live to 89. Dang, I'm not even halfway!

And it says I'd gain 8 years by giving up on fast food. Let's see... no more hamburgers, versus living years 90-97... Sorry, not that tough a call for me. :D:

Yeah, but at that age, your food is through a straw anyway! LIVE NOW!!!!

Mine is 91-99. My mother is currently 93½ and may be healthier than me.

Give up everything to live longer... Hmm...

As much as I would like to be in a nursing home some day dying of nothing...

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Yeah, but at that age, your food is through a straw anyway! LIVE NOW!!!!

Mmmmmmmmmm...a Big Mac thru a straw! I think I'll pass and have one now. What time do they open for burgers? It is 7:48AM here. Hey, I could get a couple of those breakfast sandwiches. I are hungry, been up since 4:30AM. I went to bed at 5:30PM last evening. I was tired from losing sleep the two nights before. Menopause sucks. It robs you of sleep and makes you toss and turn and sweat all night along...Then you sleep like 24 hours straight for the nest week....

"I was tossing and turning and turning and tossing..."

Any takers on that famous movie line. It is actually too easy. I KNOW someone will get it! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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